How Do You Create Funny Voice Mail Greetings?

The absolute key to being popular among a large group of people is to have funny voice mail greetings on your cell phone and/or your home answering machine. People ask me almost bi-weekly, " can you tell me how I can be really popular like you?" Well, here is what you need to keep in mind: By taking a little time to analyze the impact and strength of your funny voice mail greetings, you can guarantee that you will steadily advance up the popularity pyramid.

1. WHO WILL BE LISTENING? That is the first question you need to ask yourself.

Does your mother call all the time to check up on you? If so, you probably don't want to make the greeting vulgar or offensive. If your mom isn't going to be hearing it, or if that is not a problem for you, then by all means start with something vulgar.

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