How much wood would a wood chuck chuk if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

How Chuck Norris got involved-A woodchuck would only chuck as much would as Chuck Norris would allow it to, because the woodchuck shares Chuck's name. Therefore, Chuck must punish it and make it chuck as much wood as Chuck can. So, a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as Chuck could.

A wood could chuck if a wood could chuck wood but the chuck could not chuck the wood. So the chuck stopped chucking and clucking and the wood would not stop asking how much wood would the wood chuck if the wood chucker could.

Chuck Norris doesn't chuck wood; wood can't handle the pressure.

If a wood chuck could not chuck wood, it would not chuck as much wood as a wood chuck who could chuck wood could.

A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Asked my 6 year old granddaughter that yesterday and she said without batting an eye: "ten pieces. " she must know something I don't.

I couldn't of answered that question any better myself Kentuckyslone!

OH So Funny! I wonder just how many times that this question has been asked in Hubpages now, hubpages prides its self on their original content and punishes writers who copy other material......jimmy p. S Thanks for the minus 1 vote.

Well, if a wood chuck can is a beaver, then I'd say a whole damn's worth!

He would chuck until he couldn't chuck no more.

My bad man. What's your problem? Did you have a bad day?

It's okay to let it out, you know. Sometimes, when I feel like getting really angry at people on the internet....Actually, I usually don't care enough to ever mention it. But anyways, if you want originality, then look out for my next hub.

I am sure you will find it entertaining...Oh and by the way, please take your arrogance elsewhere. This material is not copied in any way. This question has been asked globally by numerous people as a joke.

If you are that serious and self absorbed, I encourage you to simply ignore posts that you don't find attractive or interesting. If HubPages has a problem with the question I asked, I am sure they are capable of handling it themselves. Thank you.

Some say the amount of wood chucked depends on three factors: 1) The woodchuck's desire to chuck said wood, 2) The woodchuck's need to chuck the aforementioned wood, 3) The woodchuck's ability to chuck the wood when it is a woodchuck.

I'm so impressed - you came up with this highly original question which has been on here a minimum of 100 times in the last year - but amazingly enough, not all that much in the past 3 months. OldHippieHatesNewAV 55 months ago.

I cant really gove you an answer,but what I can give you is a way to a solution, that is you have to find the anglde that you relate to or peaks your interest. A good paper is one that people get drawn into because it reaches them ln some way.As for me WW11 to me, I think of the holocaust and the effect it had on the survivors, their families and those who stood by and did nothing until it was too late.