I just think you are very brave for admitting you shop in Wal-Mart!
Yes, I'm with Merlin, if Wal Mart is the same as its company over here, I'd keep quiet about shopping there.
But, back to your problem, none of those spells will work, what you need is the 'obviously you didn't get here before me' spell, it has actions with the left hand indicating an L placed against your forehead, together with the magic chant - loser, loser, loser. This will repel the spell and the caster usually experiences a quivering rage and storms off huffing and puffing, to another aisle.
I'd go with the spell reflection briefs...gets 'em every time...:).
Let it go, man. You are both shopping at Wal-Mart. Why be enemies when you already have so much in common?
Or you could start throwing candy bars at them.
Knock the cart over........that may not be the most mature thing to do but it'll be the most realistic thin.
I cant really gove you an answer,but what I can give you is a way to a solution, that is you have to find the anglde that you relate to or peaks your interest. A good paper is one that people get drawn into because it reaches them ln some way.As for me WW11 to me, I think of the holocaust and the effect it had on the survivors, their families and those who stood by and did nothing until it was too late.