Haha! I'd say "OMG it's Scooter!" Then I'd hit Charlie Sheen with a bat and make you a cup of coffee, if squirrels like that.....
It would be a short chase. Squirrels can leap from branch to branch, run along the top of the wall, climb the next tree, take the phone line across the street, go down the neighbors' tree and disappear. Let's see some alchy with grandiose delusions try any of that.
I cant really gove you an answer,but what I can give you is a way to a solution, that is you have to find the anglde that you relate to or peaks your interest. A good paper is one that people get drawn into because it reaches them ln some way.As for me WW11 to me, I think of the holocaust and the effect it had on the survivors, their families and those who stood by and did nothing until it was too late.