If your pet were an adult human, what would his or her profession be? What personality trait or skill lead you to "hire?

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Haha I love this question we have four dogs that all have personality comments: Bailey, is smart and fetchy. She has OCD with fetching. I swear, if you don't throw stuff for her, if she can't find a stick or ball or frisbee, she'll come back with a rock.

And you have to throw it. And you can throw it into water and she'll stick her head under water and find THAT SPECIFIC rock and bring it back. So I think that she would make a great private detective.

She would never ever give up looking for whatever it is, you throw at her. She's a black lab by the way. Baxter is big and goofy.

He's also a lab, but he's yellow, but he's a little bigger then the standard for a retriever. He's big and his legs are pretty long, and his tail hurts like crazy when he whacks you in the face with it, which is often if you happen to be laying on the couch, because he swings it at face-height. Baxter's main hobby seems to be sleeping on the couch and sleeping outside.So, I think he would make a great mattress tester, or a model for art students.

Both involve long periods of laying still, so he's a shoo-in. Molly is our puppy. She is dumb and destructive.

I hate to say dumb because she is a puppy and just not fully trained yet, but she has a tendency to turn her hearing off at oportune times (so that she can't hear us yelling at her) and she is still in the destructive stage where shoes, toys, books (esp. Library books) and clothing is not safe if she can reach it. Her occupation would most likely be a demolition team of ONE.

Sort of like the Tasmanian Devil. Molly is also a black lab. Rocky is my Australian Cattle dog, and if you've ever been exposed to one of these, they ARE working dogs.

They are used to move cattle, their main purpose is that they bite the backs of their legs to get them moving. Only Rocky has a bit of a problem with this and does this to me when I ride the scooter, also tries to bite the legs of our chickens, and our cows when they get loose, but usually chase them in the oposite direction of the barnyard/barn. He is also hyper-protective and watchful, in that when my husband comes home from work, he barks for about a 1/2 hour after he gets in, as if he has never seen him before.

I think that Rocky would be the perfect CIA or FBI agent. Especially if he was partnered with someone like Fox Mulder or Dana Scully.No one would come thru HIS interrogations UNSCATHED! Sources: google .

Well I have 6 cats SPIKE- would be an actor(probaly gay) he loves getting dressed up & having his picture taken. I just bought a pink leopard satin cat bed for his sibling....and of course he fell in love with it. Buffy-she would be the diva talk show host.

Very small, female and very mouthy! Lizzie-she would be the female hunter. Probaly show everyone how its done.

Maxx-positively the gayest cat on the planet. All he does is act whiney....and pouts all of the time. Of course he is a total lover....so he'd probaly be a soap star!

Dinkey-she is my 15 year old. Shes on prozac...so I would think she'd be retired.....probaly from running away all the time....she would probaly be an ex-jail inmate. Willow-shes just a little girl.

SAfter being so abused most of her life and being rescued by us...she'd probaly work on a child abuse hotline.....so she could help others...

Bounty Hunter! I have a 4-1/2 lb ball of fluff aka a toy pomeranian. She has a total obsession with all things smaller than her, that move.

A lot of her time is spent walking the perimeters of our patio, making sure that the lizards who are sunning on the pavers, stay off of the patio. If one sneaks in, she chases him back to the other side of the fence. Most recently, she alerted me to a "problem" in our storage room, with persistent barking at the door.

She wouldn't let up and she wouldn't leave her "post" until I opened the door and went in to investigate. Sure enough, I found some droppings from little field mice. I set some traps, and now her favorite thing to do is 'go with mommy to check the traps!' Sometimes she drives me a bit crazy with her obsessions, but she's an excellent watch dog, and also has alerted me to trouble, on more than one occasion.

One time my coffee maker malfunctioned, and it was steaming and sputtering all over the place. I was downstairs...and heard the bark that means, "COME QUICK!" She was so excited to alert me to the problem I thought she'd won the lottery.

She is an excellent little "security guard" also, but based on the number or lizards, mice and hummingbirds she's identified, I'd have to say her ideal profession is as a Bounty Hunter. @Goldie_Bah_Humbug's Recommendations Bounty Hunter Amazon List Price: $14.98 Used from: $9.69 Average Customer Rating: 5.0 out of 5 (based on 2 reviews) Adventures of Brisco County Jr.: Bounty Hunters Convention & Fountain Of Youth Used from: $1.00 Dog The Bounty Hunter - Island Heat T-Shirt .

This is a "no brainer" for me, at least for one of my cats My husband and I have two sister cats. They are both very loving creatures, but one of them, Daizy is an incredible hedonist. If human, she would be a Rubenesque pole dancer.In fact, we have often called her a "pole dancer without a pole", the way she rolls around on the floor, seductively, wanting her tummy stroked.

Many times, when we are walking down the hall or across a room, she'll flop down right in front of us and start her "routine" so that we are forced to take a large step over her or give her the attention she wants. She also kisses us on the mouth (licks our lips) and whenever possible, when lying down with us, pins at least one of our arms so we can't get away.In between acts as a human, I'm sure she'd recline on a chaise lounge and eat bon bons, preferably served to her by hand while someone else fanned her with a giant feather. She would wear extremely provocative clothing.

As a cat, we have to monitor eating as she will gulp her food down and then "knock" her sister off her plate and eat hers up too. I'm sure as a human she would NOT share her bon bons. I don't know if I would hire her or not.

She would draw in a good crowd with her pole dancing, but she would be too lazy to do too many acts per day and would have to be spoiled and coaxed even to do that if she wasn't in the mood.As a cat, she steals pencils, money, dental floss containers and the like. She might be the type of employee that would always be pilfering the company supplies - like taking all the feather boas home. In the end, I'd probably hire her and put up with her because of her inherent sweet nature.

Her sister Zoe, although svelte and beautiful, would probably be the manager and bookkeeper of the place. Sources: our two cats .

My grey striped female cat would be a school teacher She sits on the windowsill and watches the birds and when one comes close, it gets a "lecture" from her in cattalk. Sounds to me like" Eh,eh, weh,wah,aka, muh". They pay little attention to her.

But she delivers her little "talks" regularly and with enthusiasm! .

I cant really gove you an answer,but what I can give you is a way to a solution, that is you have to find the anglde that you relate to or peaks your interest. A good paper is one that people get drawn into because it reaches them ln some way.As for me WW11 to me, I think of the holocaust and the effect it had on the survivors, their families and those who stood by and did nothing until it was too late.