Joke coming up: chap goes to a fancy dress party?

Joke coming up: chap goes to a fancy dress party ... ... naked apart from a glass jar over his willy. Someone asks him what his costume signifies. 'I'm a firefighter,' he says.

Sceptical look appears on questioner's face. 'Yep,' he added, 'in case of emergency break glass, pull knob and I'll come immediately. ' Look, it's a filthy grey Saturday afternoon and a girl's gotta do something to amuse herself and friends ... Asked by EnglishLady 24 months ago Similar questions: Joke coming chap fancy dress party Entertainment > Humor.

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Hope you have a fun filled Saturday afternoon! A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him. As he sits down, the bartender comes over and asks for their order.

The man says, "I'll have a beer. " He turns to the ostrich and asks, "What's yours? " "I'll have a beer, too," says the ostrich.

The bartender pours the beer and says, "That will be $3.40 please. " The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment. The next day, the man and the ostrich come in again, and the man says, "I'll have a beer," and the ostrich says, "I'll have the same."

Once again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with the exact change. This becomes a routine until, late one evening, the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the bartender.

"Well, it's close to last call, so I'll have a large scotch," says the man. "Same for me," says the ostrich."That will be $7.20," says the bartender. Once again, the man pulls exact change out of his pocket and places it on the bar.

The bartender can't hold back his curiosity any longer."Excuse me sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time? " the bartender asks."Well," says the man.

"Several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes.My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I just put my hand in my pocket, and the right amount of money will always be there. " "That's brilliant!

" says the bartender, "Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!" "That's right! Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man. The bartender asks, "One other thing, sir, what's with the ostrich?"

The man replies, "My second wish was for a chick with long legs. " .

Look, it's a filthy grey Saturday afternoon and a girl's gotta do something to amuse herself and friends ... " I thought you lived in UK, not So Cal, but you're describing So Cal weather (and using So Cal humor to do it, too. ) Shoot, , if you are in the area, come on over and I'll take you to Starbucks: a latte for the lady (ha! I crack myself up!) .

1 Here is an example of no one complaining that someone came too early! .

Here is an example of no one complaining that someone came too early!

(this is a joke.My weird scense of humor)" "Best short joke in the world coming up ..." "Groan-worthy snake joke coming up:" "I (still) have a horrible smell coming from my bathroom (insert joke here). " "What is the best fancy dress idea for a nye party with a superheroes theme? Also I wear glasses, and not superman" "Good joke coming up: the tale of the two prawns ..." "Joke coming up - clean, furthermore, first impressions to the contrary ..." "I love jokes!

I love humor! Why can? T I re-tell or remember a good joke to share with someone later?

(this is a joke. My weird scense of humor).

I (still) have a horrible smell coming from my bathroom (insert joke here).

Good joke coming up: the tale of the two prawns ...

Joke coming up - clean, furthermore, first impressions to the contrary ...

I love jokes! I love humor! Why can?

T I re-tell or remember a good joke to share with someone later?

I cant really gove you an answer,but what I can give you is a way to a solution, that is you have to find the anglde that you relate to or peaks your interest. A good paper is one that people get drawn into because it reaches them ln some way.As for me WW11 to me, I think of the holocaust and the effect it had on the survivors, their families and those who stood by and did nothing until it was too late.