Lady_Wolf has recently changed her name to Lady_Wolf_the_mad. What is your best guess as to why she's gone mad?

Lady_Wolf has recently changed her name to Lady_Wolf_the_mad. What is your best guess as to why she's gone mad? (be creative, have fun!

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I know, I know! HAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Words, Words, Words!

I quote the Bard. Mainly, because he knew a thing or two. Bards do, don't you know.

They know a lot. Lady Wolf knows NOTHING! *cries into her cheerios* Disgusting!

I haven't had cheerios in months. Get these out of here. And, get me more words!

Words that never were true they're just spoken to.... words WORDS words wordy worldly WORDS! Cut the chatter and give me some WOOOOOOOOOORDS! *runs in circles and figure 8s and and AND you know stuff* Oh stuff the words and make them bigger!

POP! And more and more and more and then the words came raining down. GLORY GLORY!

And stop. Joyce! Is that you Joyce?

Are you wetting the bed again? Well I bet you never had a princess run away. Did you Jamie my boy?

! I thought not. Harumph!

I found the end and the beginning, but the middle... the middle is a piece of a bit of a I don't KNOW! But then and er and you know... lost lost lost. Hey why isn't LOST back on TV yet?

That's just a rip off! And how the heck did Yoda end up in the picture? All the rest... the remains... are for PRECIOUS words... and that's how it happened.

Sources: The source is dry... the source is DRY! Lady_Wolf_is_Lost's Recommendations No Plot? No Problem!

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Must be the full moon Or should I say, FOOL moon! Here's my guess: Our Dear Ms. Lady Wolf has a problem.

Whenever the moon is full, she turns into a human. A LUNATIC if you will. It's sheer LUNACY.

I mean, the poor sweetheart is happily enjoying her life as a wolf. I even heard tell she can type with her tail when her paws get tired. Then, as the result of an evil curse, she is forced to endure 3 nights a month cursed into the shape of a woman, with hands and feet and no lovely fur coat.

That makes her "mad", in the "insane" sense of the word, not the "angry" sense of the word. Alternately, it could be that she's lost her mind by staring at a computer and writing non-stop for over a week while she totally ignores the rest of her life. I don't know, is that enough to push anyone over the edge?

Sources: My own experience into the depths of lunacy What_A_Card's Recommendations Mug with angry, wolf, mad, expression, emotion Oh, a mad wolf! .

It's the Plot Ninjas, I tell you! Lady_Wolf sat alone before a laptop computer. All the lights in the house were off, a courtesy to the Long-Suffering Nanowrimo Husband, who -- odd creature that he is -- liked to sleep at night.

The sole exception was a single bulb in the study where she worked. "A strange day is supposed to give you fuel to write, isn’t it? " she thought as she let her mind wander back over the day’s events.

"Well, that’s one more writing myth down the crapper. " It had been a strange day. When she had gone to get her mail, the post office box wouldn’t open; for some reason the key didn’t seem to want to turn.

As she had stood there jiggling the key, a woman in a hibiscus-print dress had run up to her, yelled "Wolfie! " and hugged her. "uh...who are you?

" Lady_Wolf asked. "Don’t you remember? " hibiscus woman shrieked.

"I’m your cousin Coyote’s best friend’s daughter’s husband’s third ex-wife’s next-door neighbor! " "We met once...I know it! " "Uh...Okay.

It’s been lovely to see you. Gotta run -- my grandmother’s on fire. " Lady_Wolf made for the door.

She got all the way to the car before she realized she’d left her keys dangling from the recalcitrant post office box lock. Mercifully, Hibiscus Woman had gone to argue with a clerk about something. Lady_Wolf collected her mail and skedaddled.

The afternoon’s mail had contained three ad circulars, a bill, and a letter from her stockbroker, who announced that he was absconding to a non-extradition country with her retirement account. On the up side, he had included documentation implicating his business partner, who thought he was only on vacation in Miami. "At least he had the decency to let me know.

I wonder what I should do about the partner? If I report him to the police, will I get my money back? " she thought to herself.

Then: "Write! Forget the stockbroker! " Just then she heard a loud crash in the hallway.

Jumping up to investigate, she ran into the hallway and that her great-great grandmother’s priceless Ming vase had disappeared from its stand by the study door. Upon further investigation, it hadn’t gone far: there were shards scattered all over the floor. For a moment she could only gape.

Then she looked up the hall to see what had upended the vase, and saw an army of small monkeys chittering and flinging poo at each other. "They’ll ruin the drapes! " she thought.

Just then, the monkeys saw her and began to stampede toward her. Turning to flee, Lady_Wolf ran toward the back door. As she passed the broom closet, four ninjas leapt out and tackled her.

They knocked her on the head, stuffed her into a sack, and bundled her out the door and into a waiting howdah. Lady_Wolf later reflected that it was probably the gentle rocking of the elephant’s walk that brought out her Baby Id, but as she returned to fuzzy consciousness, the only thing she could think was "Wolfie want a bottle! " By the time she could speak to voice the request, she was being lowered to the ground.

The hood was wisked off her head, and a short, balding man in a wheelchair was looking at her. "Lady_Wolf, I am your cousin Coyote" he said. "I’ve got a gift for you.

" He held out a colorful tin. She took it and opened the tin, and inside was a particularly evil-looking fruitcake. "I, uh, don’t really care for fruitcake," she said.

"Take the fruitcake! " Coyote howled at her. "It’s the original Christmas chain letter and I have to get rid of it!

Last year I just kept it, and all the food in the refrigerator went stale, the paint in the bedroom peeled off the ceiling, the roof leaked, the Christmas tree caught on fire -- it was awful! And that was only the beginning. " "Then the house burned down.

" "And then the car engine fell out. " "And then me leg fell off! " He waved at the stump.

What could Lady_Wolf do? She took the fruitcake. A day like that’s enough to make anyone mad.

Sources: Me skrying pool and http://www.burninglibrary.com/literature/plotninjas.shtml .

That's what happens when cuties don't laugh enough... Back when I was writing my Dinosaur Poo Poo, and, Dinosaur Poo Poo Questions she read them and came back on and saids she laughed real tears. Of course, this is when the cutie Lady Wolf was sane. So, you see what happens when one of our cuties no longer laughs, they go insane or at least get mad.

I kept telling all the guys to always make them smile, laugh, or giggle like a little girl and you'll have done you duty--but who listens to me? Nobody! BYE!

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1 Lady_Wolf_the_Mad, regarding your answer "I know, I know! ": I gotta say, your "do not read" suggestion is what also gave me the "you can do it! " attitude that got me into this thing.

However, I've JUST really and truly come out of the slump. My 2500 today came easily and smoothly. It was lovely and wonderful and everything you'll be getting back if you can just make it through the next few days.

Lady_Wolf_the_Mad, regarding your answer "I know, I know! ": I gotta say, your "do not read" suggestion is what also gave me the "you can do it! " attitude that got me into this thing.

However, I've JUST really and truly come out of the slump. My 2500 today came easily and smoothly. It was lovely and wonderful and everything you'll be getting back if you can just make it through the next few days.

I cant really gove you an answer,but what I can give you is a way to a solution, that is you have to find the anglde that you relate to or peaks your interest. A good paper is one that people get drawn into because it reaches them ln some way.As for me WW11 to me, I think of the holocaust and the effect it had on the survivors, their families and those who stood by and did nothing until it was too late.