Laughter is the best medicine! Can you prescribe?

A husband and wife are sitting on the front porch enjoying a glass of wine. The wife says "I love you..." The husband looks at her says "Is that you or the wine talking? "She replys "That's me... talking to the wine." .

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......* she called me to get my phone number. * she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate. "* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. *she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. *she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund. *she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. *she tripped over a cordless phone.

*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. *she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. *she studied for a blood test.

*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. *when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. *when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home quadophile 14 days ago .

It's Sunday, and. . .

A RevivalLeroy goes to the revival and listens to the preacher. After awhile, the preacher asks anyone with needs to be prayed over to come forward to the front of the altar. Leroy gets in line and when it's his turn, the preacher asks, "Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you?"

Leroy replies, "Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing. "The preacher puts one finger in Leroy's ear and he places the other hand on top of Leroy's head and prays and prays and prays. After a few minutes, the preacher removes his hands, stands back and asks, "Leroy, how is your hearing now?" "Leroy says, "I don't know, Reverend.

It's not until next Wednesday. " .

I get dumb blonde cartoons emailed to me all the time... jpg.

"You should ask the people who read Cosmopolitan" -Kirsten, ten years old"It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need somebody to clean up after them" -Anita, nine years old"It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a kid.

I don't need that kind of trouble. " -Will, seven years old .

$500 to Drop Your Towel____________________________________________________A woman is just getting out of the shower when the doorbell rings. Her husband, heading to the shower himself, asks her to see who's at the door, so she wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands her next-door neighbor, Rob.

Before she can say a word, Rob says, "I'll give you $500 to drop that towel you have on. "After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel. He looks for a few seconds, hands her $500, and leaves with a big smile on his face.

Excited about her earnings, the woman puts the towel back on and runs upstairs. Her husband yells out from the shower, "Who was that? " "It was Rob from next door," she replies."Great," the husband says.

"Did he say anything about the $500 dollars he owes me? " .

First it was the Japanese, then the Chinese, then the Mexicans, and now even God is taking our Jobs. We'll never solve this crisis.

I cant really gove you an answer,but what I can give you is a way to a solution, that is you have to find the anglde that you relate to or peaks your interest. A good paper is one that people get drawn into because it reaches them ln some way.As for me WW11 to me, I think of the holocaust and the effect it had on the survivors, their families and those who stood by and did nothing until it was too late.