I think it's possible to get the result you want with L2S but you also have to get all the other results as well. You can't do it with the designer, you'll have to map the sproc by extending the DataContext in a partial class with a method that returns an instance of the IMultipleResults interface. See this blog post.
I cant really gove you an answer,but what I can give you is a way to a solution, that is you have to find the anglde that you relate to or peaks your interest. A good paper is one that people get drawn into because it reaches them ln some way.As for me WW11 to me, I think of the holocaust and the effect it had on the survivors, their families and those who stood by and did nothing until it was too late.