Missing! King Of Random Crap's turtle is gone! Where did it go?

Missing! King Of Random Crap's turtle is gone! Where did it go?

If the turtle returns by the time you see this question... Why did it leave? What did it go off to do? Was it turtle-napped or did it go on vacation?

Can you track that turtle down? Asked by Lady_Wolf_is_Lost 54 months ago Similar Questions: Missing King Random Crap's turtle Recent Questions About: Missing King Random Crap's turtle Sports & Recreation.

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Fear not my loyal subjects for the turtle shall return soon! Mr.M didn’t turtlenap it and our resident food expert PamPerdue didn’t make turtle soup out of it. Layyla asked a question about Christmas decorations and I decided to show her a picture of what our home used to look like during Christmas.

Once I know that she saw it I may run a couple of other Christmas pics through there but the turtle will be back very soon. Having been momentarily displaced he is a very angry turtle and is currently doing his best to chew a hole in my crown. Of course I could be an imposter and this whole thing could be another evil conspiracy launched by you know who?

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I have it (of course! ) Yes, that turtle is just on it’s regularly scheduled maintenance program...he occasionally must go in for a spit shine (notice I said SPIT! ) and power washing inside and out of the shell.

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It was possessed! Right before it disappeared, I saw it peaking at me from another question and it was POSSESSED. It had the eyes of a demon!

(They were red. ) It startled me quite badly. I was about to message him to inform him of this INFUSION OF EVIL when he disappeared.

I can only assume the turtle has felt the call of EVIL and has left to answer it. He will be sneaking about Askville for the next week or so until All Saints Day arrives. As he sneaks, he will play tricks on hapless Askvillers.

Why, he's already struck at least once! Poor Mr. M has had trouble with his avatar and logging in today. Coincidence?

No! The dastardly trickery of the EVIL avatar of the KingofRandomCrap. What could happen to our beloved King to make this happen?

How could he become evil? Was it from staring into Mr. M's stolen red icon, "borrowed" from Late2Serenity's clown icon? Or was it from attaining L1 in Evil Poppet?

Or was it the various factors of Askville pushing and pushing and pushing until he couldn't take it anymore? We may never know what, exactly, caused the King's descent into EVIL. All I can say is until evil is purged from Askville on the day after All Hallow's Eve, we must all take extra care.

Lock your windows! Bolt your doors! Salt the login and logout screen so nothing evil can get in.

And whatever you do, don't look evil directly in the face, for what stares back may invade your every being...

I know not... But I shall ask my brother, the Supreme Turtle, if he knows where the King of Random Crap's turtle has gone. When he replies, "The voice of the turtle shall be heard again in the land. " Nert!

Nert! Everyone knows that's what the Supreme Turtle always says. At least in MY house.

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Nert! .

Hallelujah! He's back. Lady Wolf, you had me worried there for a minute.

I really love that turtle/frog. I love the shy little eyes peeping out of the turtle shell, just lying in wait for a good moment to cross and road and snag the next interesting answer spot. I’m crazy about the froggie, carefully looking left and right in search of the next unwary fly to fly by.

I imagine that when he say "Ribbit," he says it in a soft, mellifluous Tennessee way that stretches two syllables into 20. Turtles, as we all know, are steady and reliable creatures. They get there in the end, and often win the race, but they may stop from time to time to withdraw into their mobile homes and ponder the meaning of life.

That’s a fine quality in a King, too. Especially a King who's a Parrothead. Long live the King!

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Poppet said only one was given out, so I guess she was wrong. " "Tell me a random fact about yourself! " "King Tut's missing penis, and the threat of toddlers in America." "What am I missing?

HOW DO I TELL A MALE TURTLE FROM A FEMALE TURTLE.

Poppet said only one was given out, so I guess she was wrong.

King Tut's missing penis, and the threat of toddlers in America.

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