Each ROW_NUMBER requires the rows to be sorted first. Since your two RNs have different ORDER BY conditions, the query must produce the result, then order it for first RNs (it may be orderred already by), produce the RN, then order it for second RN and produce the second RN result. There simply isn't any magic pixie dust that can materialize a row number value without counting where the row is in the required order.
I am not sure that it can parallelize this, because it needs to do nonpartitioned (wrt population vs square miles) scans. They'll conflict with each on disk, so it has to get everything into memory at least once, first and then it might be eligible for parallelizing, if it's big enough.
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