My head keeps falling off my shoulders! Can anyone here with no medical background PLEASE HELP ME?

My head keeps falling off my shoulders! Can anyone here with no medical background PLEASE HELP ME! Duct tape just doesn't seem to do the trick!

Billy Mayes SAVE ME! Asked by malebimbo 35 months ago Similar questions: head falling shoulders medical background HELP Society > People.

Similar questions: head falling shoulders medical background HELP.

I have had that problem in the past And in case I have it again in the future I know just what to do: The next time your head falls off your shoulders, pick it up by the ears and shake it really hard. This will realign the gyro-balancers in the center of the hypothalamus. Next, and while holding your head by one ear, apply a generous amount of crazy glue to the top of your neck.

Then while looking in a mirror so's to get it right, place your head on top of your neck. Hold it in place about 25 minutes until glue is sure to have set. NOW the duct tape.

This is for insurance and may not always be necessary. Wrap the duct tape (use red if you have red hair, etc) around neck and head, forming a burnoose of sorts. Leave it about a week.

Here's where I used to go wrong, and may be your problem too. Keep your head on your neck. Allowing your head to rest on your shoulders is always flirting with disaster.

Shoulders are ROUND. The top of the neck is FLAT. It is the best resting place for the head... unless you have some other trophy you like so much better.

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I can help you. Use parcel post tape. That tape is very strong and translucent, do no one will know.

Don't forget that parcel post tape is strong enough to hold boxes together so it will hold your head together. You can wear a turtle neck sweater to cover up, in case you do a sloppy job of taping up. Good luck..

Neocraniological Buds I recommend implanting "neocraniological buds" in the general area of where your head should be so that eventually you will grow a newer, stronger head. In the meantime, you should use a surgical suture kit in combination with "elastoplasty staples" that will temporarily affix your current cranium to your body, whilst allowing your implants to grow. Also, daily shoulder and neck exercises will help to build up your shoulders and neck enough to sustain any head wobbliness.

And hey, you may have two heads for a while (the new one will not be active until it has reached it's full capacity), but at least when it's all over you'll probably have the strongest head, neck and shoulders on your block! Sources: me, Medical Procedures and Techniques of Me CallaBeauty's Recommendations Adventure Medical Kits Suture/Syringe Medic Kit Amazon List Price: $18.00 Average Customer Rating: 4.5 out of 5 (based on 2 reviews) Adventure Medical Kits Suture Kit Amazon List Price: $47.00 .

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