Think of some funny excuses to explain this bruise and scrapes and scabs that go from under my left front chin to lip?

Think of some funny excuses to explain this bruise and scrapes and scabs that go from under my left front chin to lip. I quickly and accidentally "kissed the concrete" Friday while walking too fast in loose shoes but I'd rather say things like "women's faces were never made to use that new men's razor...'El Tigre'" or "Roller Blade Accident" or "Touchdown! " Help me here, please.

The bridge of the nose is a slightly greyish-greenish color, too, but probably not noticeable. Asked by Renderella 36 months ago Similar questions: funny excuses explain bruise scrapes scabs left front chin lip Entertainment.

Similar questions: funny excuses explain bruise scrapes scabs left front chin lip.

You were sky diving and ran into a Canadian goose .

""You should see the terrorist team I sent to the hospital. " .

""You should see the terrorist team I sent to the hospital.

Renderella replied to post #1: 4 I love it! .

I cant really gove you an answer,but what I can give you is a way to a solution, that is you have to find the anglde that you relate to or peaks your interest. A good paper is one that people get drawn into because it reaches them ln some way.As for me WW11 to me, I think of the holocaust and the effect it had on the survivors, their families and those who stood by and did nothing until it was too late.