What are some funny new sarcastic/mea/rude remarks/comebacks?

I have a very sarcastic personality and possible quoted every single remark in the Sarcasm Dictionary. I'm looking forward for some new ones, and don't bother copy+paste ones from the Internet because I would know you did right off the spot. More.

I cant really gove you an answer,but what I can give you is a way to a solution, that is you have to find the anglde that you relate to or peaks your interest. A good paper is one that people get drawn into because it reaches them ln some way.As for me WW11 to me, I think of the holocaust and the effect it had on the survivors, their families and those who stood by and did nothing until it was too late.