What is the corniest joke that you have ever heard?

The old How to catch a polar bear joke . . .

You cut a hole in the ice and put peas around the whole. When the bear comes up to take a pee you kick him in the icehole.

So he could hide in the strawberry patch. Do you know how you can tell it works? Well have you ever SEEN an elephant in a strawberry patch?

See? Now, Why did the elephant paint his balls red? So this time he could hide in an apple tree.

Do you know what the loudest sound in the jungle is? Nope, not a lion roaring, it's a giraffe eating apples.

I cant really gove you an answer,but what I can give you is a way to a solution, that is you have to find the anglde that you relate to or peaks your interest. A good paper is one that people get drawn into because it reaches them ln some way.As for me WW11 to me, I think of the holocaust and the effect it had on the survivors, their families and those who stood by and did nothing until it was too late.

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