What is the most embarrassing thing you've ever said to your husband or wife?

Mine happened last summer. It's like this. Our washer and dryer is out in the garage with a door in between.

Now, I like to do the laundry in my house, and I take pride in getting out those stains that no one wants to bother with. My wife loves it, and I get to spend some time alone reading or watching a sports game on the television I have hooked up in the garage. Anyway, one afternoon after working on a particular stain for several days, I had at last succeeded, and I was feeling pretty proud of myself, cause my wife said it would never come out, and I wanted to prove her wrong.

So, I rushed from the garage with the garment in hand, hurried down the hallway to the kitchen, and blurted, " Honey, remember those skid marks in your underwear that you said wouldn't come out? "My wife was mortified! Had I known that two of her friends had dropped by unexpectedly to chit chat and have coffee in the kitchen, I would have never ever...well, that's my story.

What's yours? Asked by rhine44 25 months ago Similar questions: embarrassing thing husband wife Home > Home Improvement.

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You win the award for most devoted husband! Though I have to say, I would not extend my marital intimacy so far as to expect my hubby to deal with those sorts of issues with my knickers! My most embarrassing is most likely when I asked him recently when his birthday was, and how old he was going to be.

I honestly could not remember. The second most embarrassing, though not said to him, was when we were romantically window shopping last year at Valentine's Day, and I took the hand of the man next to me and told me I couldn't wait to get him home, only to have him jump about a foot, and stare at me like was I crazy, or was I serious, and in the meantime, my husband had come out of the door to the store wondering what on earth had happened.

Mmm! I love sausage balls! It was a dish that my wife was making for christmas last year.

Well everyone in the room took it the wrong way. (Get my drift) Sickos. Well I never ask her to make them anymore because every time I do she and her family make fun of me .

At the worst possible moment I called him by another man's name. Blew that night! Ruined the whole week , come to think of it.

Apologies were accepted...at least on the surface. It was the most embarrassing thing I have ever said to any of my husbands. Sources: Oh!

My life with old whats his name.

Before we married, I was complementing my wife on her beauty in darkened automobile and thought of eyes. "Your lovely brown eyes" I said, guessing the most likely answer. "My eyes are blue."

What could I do? I turned the dome lamp on to check. And yeah, she married me anyway.

Can't say her eyes weren't opened! (HA! I crack myself up) .

1 I said my husband likes my cheeks...didn't realize he meant butt....to my family.

I said my husband likes my cheeks...didn't realize he meant butt....to my family.

What happens to the wife, financially, when a husband goes to a nursing home.

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