Dilbert's Pointy-Haired Boss This was the ugliest costume I ever wore, or even saw. My husband won't even look at the pictures. I had a cheap bald wig onto which I sewed conical pieces of steel wool, my friend's suit (since I didn't have a man's suit), and a pillow to extend my gut.
I also used mascara to make enormous eyebrows. It was just hideous. The company I worked for usually went for halloween in a big way.
Employees were free to come in costume, and there was a costume competition for lunch. Usually. Somehow that didn't happen that year, and there were only a few people in costume.
I had completely forgotten that it was the day of my annual review, and my boss (who was exactly like Dilbert's) was clueless and spoke only in management-speak. I had zero respect for her and it was mutual. She was in a neat, attractive suit.
We sat down, and she started in on the criticism. I was completely fed up, and decided to stay in character, so I said things like, "I suppose I should attempt to leverage our team synergies better," and "I will try to utilize your incentives to maximize customer satisfaction. " Ghastly stuff with no meaning.
I expected at any minute to be fired summarily for mocking her. Instead, she said that she was so glad I finally understood what she had been trying to tell me, and she hoped I could keep up the good work. Four months later I had a new job.
After work, I went to visit someone who worked across town, and as I went through the building, I ran into someone I didn't know, dressed as Dilbert. He was delighted to see someone dressed as his boss. I told him he should get back to work.
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It was simple. I put on a hospital gown leaving the back open. Then I put on panty hose and stuffed the butt with cotton fluff.(like you stuff pillows with) I made the butt ’Bertha Butt big’... and lumpy too.
It was a sight to behold and a big hit at the party. On the first Halloween that we lived in our current house, my husband put an ivory sport coat on backwards, with the arms attached behind him leaving his hands free under the coat (a straight jacket look) He sat on a chair, wearing a Hannibal Lecter mask, with a bowl of candy on his lap.As the kids came closer, he hissed, "help yourself". Then, when they took a piece, he’d yell something like, "not that one" or he would reach up and grab the kids hand... I think he gave those poor kids nightmares and at least a few wet their pants.
One poor kid fell off a step and dropped all his candy. I thought it was a little over the top (the mom in me) but the kid in my husband couldn’t be stopped! Sources: my life Kyasi's Recommendations The Halloween Handbook: 447 Costumes Amazon List Price: $12.95 Used from: $1.48 Average Customer Rating: 4.0 out of 5 (based on 4 reviews) The Original Duct Tape Halloween Book Amazon List Price: $8.95 Used from: $0.01 Average Customer Rating: 5.0 out of 5 (based on 1 reviews) Dressed for Thrills: 100 Years of Halloween Costumes and Masquerade Amazon List Price: $24.95 Used from: $5.94 Average Customer Rating: 3.5 out of 5 (based on 3 reviews) Trick or Treat, Smell My Feet (Mulberry Books) Amazon List Price: $6.99 Used from: $0.04 Average Customer Rating: 5.0 out of 5 (based on 1 reviews) .
I think it was the year... that I went as a Pepsi can, our daughter went as (the most realistic, ever) bag of popcorn and our son went as Jr. Mints. Of course the year that I went as milk, she went as Cherrios and he went as a strawberry was pretty good also! How about you?
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Red foam clown nose I have a red foam clown nose. The trick is to go into a store or restaurant NOT wearing it. After the waiter/ waitress/ clerk etc.Takes my order and turns away, I QUICKLY put it on.
They ALWAYS crack up! It's great because most people HATE to work on Halloween, so they're ready to have fun. The best part is that they don't expect it, and it works especially well if it's a more upscale restaurant, and i'm dressed well and with friends who are also dressed up.
1 I have NO imagination when it comes to costumes, lol. Last year I went to a party dressed as Diane Keaton from Annie Hall and everyone thought I forgot to put on a costume, lol.
I have NO imagination when it comes to costumes, lol. Last year I went to a party dressed as Diane Keaton from Annie Hall and everyone thought I forgot to put on a costume, lol.
" "Where can I find the skeleton costume that the cobra kai wore on Halloween in the first Karate Kid movie?" "I have been invited to a Halloween party. It's in NYC and I think it is a costume party. I need a good costume to wear." "I'm looking for an adult Panda costume for Halloween.
" "Halloween Costume Ideas..." "What was your favorite or least favorite Halloween costume? " "What is the best Halloween costume you have ever seen...for an adult? For a child?
I have been invited to a Halloween party. It's in NYC and I think it is a costume party. I need a good costume to wear.
I'm looking for an adult Panda costume for Halloween.
I cant really gove you an answer,but what I can give you is a way to a solution, that is you have to find the anglde that you relate to or peaks your interest. A good paper is one that people get drawn into because it reaches them ln some way.As for me WW11 to me, I think of the holocaust and the effect it had on the survivors, their families and those who stood by and did nothing until it was too late.