What was the best pick up line you've ever heard?

At a certain point in our lifetimes we realize words are over-rated. The best pick up line ever is silent and and goes like this. 1) enter the club.2) belly up to the bar.3) Proceed to gently lick your eyebrows......... GAME OVER.So much better than "nice shoes, I'd like to see them over your head or.... nice dress, I like to find it hanging in my closet and on and on... Always remember the rule of SW: SW... some will SW... some won't SW... so what!

NEXT Don't mind my rambling... I'm having flashbacks from the 70's. ;-).

I'm no fred flinstone but I can make your BEDROCK!

Two possible outcomes: 1, Slap and / or storm off. (in the past they would throw a drink in your face but it's too expensive now) 2, Indignant "I don't charge" to which you reply: "Free?... Score!... get your coat.

Fat Penguin....I just wanted to say something that would break the ice!

Actions speak louder then words gentlemen! Belly up to the bar, order a beer and proceed to slowly lick the neck of the bottle, insert your tongue into the neck and proceed to touch the bottom of your beer with it! If you can do that, you can have ANY woman in that bar!

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Pick up lines and Wannabe moves are for sissies, says the Huggable Understanding Guy... bit.ly/aXbp65.

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Just as long as you come off really nice, genuine, and not like you're expecting some action later. Show that you would like to see the person tomorrow, but not in the morning in your bed... Show some confidence but no aroogance. Don't come off too strong because because it shows alot of dominance.

Alright, I just have to now. "So do you wanna go back to my place and have some pizza and screw or do you not like pizza?

You ask a woman if its ok to sit with her and watch all the losers in the bar try to pick her up..as it would really be fun...before long its you and her laughing at all the weak ass moves guys have...and all of a sudden its the two of you against the rest....works every time.

You must wear blue because you have the same effect on me as a Viagra, not that I take any :).

Get a girl talking about anything then when she's go ta good ramble on interupt her by saying "I'm sorry" she'll likely respond with some version of "for what" you say "for this" and kiss her pull away quickly look her in the eye and stammer through something like "you were talking and I was watching your lips move and I couldn't help myself" If she's into you it's golden.

Are you from Tenesee cuz your the only 10 I see. Did it hurt when you fell from hevan.

Your not like other women, I bet when I wake up you will still be hot!

Women don't want to listen to what they've heard before. They want actions or for you to listen to them. Just try and connect and be yourself..

If being sexy was a crime youd be wanted all over the world.

True story: I couldn't think what to say; but I remembered Richard Burton in "The Sandpiper" standing in the doorway not knowing what to say to Elizabeth Taylor and blurting out "I want you"; so that's what I said. She cracked up laughing for a good ten minutes... acually it was a terrible ten minutes for me. But when she stopped laughing she made arrangements to pick me up some Saturday in her car.

She was a no-show the following Saturday; but I was waiting again the next Saturday and she showed up and we went to the nearest motel. I've had only minimal success with women over the years; I'm in my sixties. But looking back, I see one common thread in the half dozen or so successes I did have.An old saying from Medieval times (Shakespeare I believe it was) goes: "Faint heart ne'er won fair maid".

Young man, you gotta have some skin in the game. Lay it on the line. Risk it all.

Maybe I just got lucky, but EVERY time I did, I won. I simply let them know in no uncertain terms, awkward as I was, that I wanted them. Sorry if that was too wordy.

Women hate rejection just as much as we do. Just blurt it out.

True story. Its a girl picking up a guy, so it hardly counts, but it was funny. At a pizza place after closing over a pitcher of beer, one of the pizza girls said to my friend: "My roommate has a water bed and is gone for the weekend, but she locked her door when she left.Do you know how to pick locks?

" It worked like a charm.

TRUE STORY - NO REASON FOR ME TO LIE . . .

While talking to a bartender friend of mine one night this jerk sidled up next to me and tried his "best" lines to get my attention, while I tried to continue my conversation. After ignoring him for awhile, the bartender got busy and moved further down the bar, so he tried one more - - - - HIM: Well, I guess I'd better go to the bathroom ME: (happy) Yeah, if you have to, you better HIM: don't ya wanna come help me? ME: what!?!?!?

HIM: don't ya wanna come help me - doctor says I can't lift nothin' heavy ME: Oh, I didn't know you had to hike your leg to piss .. . THAT got rid of him - thank goodness! He should have taken the hint a long time before that!

How about.. Roses are red Violets are blue I've got a knife Now get in the fucking van.

This one works everytime on either sex. You walk up to your target and proceed to say to them YO BABY YO BABY YO BABY YO. It's not just the line though you need to diliver it like you mean it.

CONFIDENCE IS KEY!

Liverpool fc had just won the european cup and had completed their victory tour through the city with miss world on the bus. I was in the pub when a guy came up to me and asked "didn't I see you with graeme souness the other night.

Not really a pick up line but a true story. A friend of mine and I went to a club on the outskirts of Baltimore. We both had "boyfriends" so we weren't looking for a hook-up - just out to dance and have a good time.

I saw a guy standing at the bar and I told my friend he was going to come over to our table. Sure enough, he did and, of course, he had a friend with him who joined us also. After talking for a while, the first guy told me he was a relief pitcher for the Milwaulkee Brewers and his friend was a relief catcher.

I thought "Yea, right...I've heard all kinds of lines before but this one tops them all. " It turned out to be true. We drove them back to their rooms after a stop at a drive-thru fast food place.

They were quite charming and FUNNY! The next day was Sunday and the relief pitcher said he was supposed to play golf but really wanted to spend the day with me. Stupidly, I declined.My friend and I still went to the game on Monday and watched them play the Orioles.

During the warm-up, I told my friend to go with me down to the fence to see and talk to these guys before the game. The pitcher gave me an autographed baseball. Oh, the glares we got walking back to our seats.

Remind you that this was in the Baltimore stadium and we were conversing with the opposing team! We said our good-byes and wished them well as they boarded the bus for the next game.So I digress...just talking about pick-up lines..hope you enjoy.

I wouldn't call it the "best" but here are some that are at least entertaining. "If you were a Mcdonalds burger, you'd be a McDreamy" "Do you wash you pants in Windex? Cuz I can see myself in them" "You'll do" Honestly, the best "pick up" lines are the ones that are genuine.....like Can I buy you a drink?..... Don't attempt to be suave, just be yourself.

Might as well I'm going to tell every one you did me.

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