Who would win in a fight: Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan, or Captain Jack Sparrow?

I have my money on... me. I would eat Captain Crunch, and then drink Captain morgan with Captain Jack Sparrow. When he got all drunk, I would cut off one of his dreadlocks and strangle him with it.

I'd be like, "You forgot one thing, mate. I'm Thilo Savage!" Sorry, that was bad.

It's a cool concept, I just delivered the whole thing terribly. I hate comedians who do that. They have really good ideas, but present them like shit and it makes me sick.

Just look at that image - terrible photoshopping. I even used the word "terrible" twice in one paragraph. I deserve to be beaten.

If you live in the Missoula area, gimme a call and we can arrange a time when you can bludgeon my face with zuccini bread. Why zuccini bread? What the hell is wrong with me?

Captain Crunch tastes good, but it's really sharp and pointy on my delicate palate tissue. The best cereals are as follows: 1. Life 2.

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I cant really gove you an answer,but what I can give you is a way to a solution, that is you have to find the anglde that you relate to or peaks your interest. A good paper is one that people get drawn into because it reaches them ln some way.As for me WW11 to me, I think of the holocaust and the effect it had on the survivors, their families and those who stood by and did nothing until it was too late.