Friday funnies ~ give us your best shot for some humor?

Friday funnies ~ give us your best shot for some humor. Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat and one says to the other, ” I hear that the occupants of this country actually eat dogs. ” “Odd,” her companion replies, ” But if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do.”

Nodding emphatically, the mother superior points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk towards it. “Two dogs, please. ” Says the mother superior.

The vendor is only too pleased to oblige and he wraps both hot dogs in foil. Excited, the nuns hurry over to a bench and begin to unwrap their ‘dogs’. The mother superior is first to open hers, then, staring at it for a moment, leans over to the other nun and whispers cautiously, “What part of the dog did you get?”

Asked by Mugsie! ™ 30 months ago Similar questions: Friday funnies give shot humor Entertainment > Humor.

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BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...Mugsie...;) Two guys, Jimmy and Johnny, were standing at heaven's gate, waiting to be interviewed by St. Peter. Jimmy: "How did you get here? " Johnny: "Hypothermia.

You? " Jimmy: " You won't believe it. I was sure my wife was cheating on me, so I came home early one day hoping to find the guy.

I accused my wife of unfaith- fulness and searched the whole house without any luck. Then I felt so bad about the whole thing I had a massive heart attack. " Johnny: "Oh, man, if you had checked the walk-in freezer, we'd both be alive."

A girl watched, fascinated, as her mother smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that? " she asked."To make myself beautiful," said the mother, who began removing the cream with a tissue.

'What's the matter? " asked the girl."Giving up? " .

2 A small wee gray squirrel checked out the same garden every morning, and then before leaving would snitch a carrot. The Ole lady whose garden kept loosing one carrot a day to the wee gray squirrel was quite frankly displeased at loosing such a delicacy. She held her carrots as prised wonders just for herself.

Traps were set and bait placed by her. But, before the small wee gray squirrle arrived the next day for its daily carrot: The Ole lady passed away in " The real cost of a carrot is in the Faith"...Now the small wee gray squirrel owns the entire garden and every carrot.Blessings........Annlee .

A small wee gray squirrel checked out the same garden every morning, and then before leaving would snitch a carrot. The Ole lady whose garden kept loosing one carrot a day to the wee gray squirrel was quite frankly displeased at loosing such a delicacy. She held her carrots as prised wonders just for herself.

Traps were set and bait placed by her. But, before the small wee gray squirrle arrived the next day for its daily carrot: The Ole lady passed away in " The real cost of a carrot is in the Faith"...Now the small wee gray squirrel owns the entire garden and every carrot.Blessings........Annlee.

""Aye," Clancy replied. "But do ye mind if I strains it through me kidneys first?"Forgive me if the joke is old, but it was my father's, and it was one of his favorites.

I cant really gove you an answer,but what I can give you is a way to a solution, that is you have to find the anglde that you relate to or peaks your interest. A good paper is one that people get drawn into because it reaches them ln some way.As for me WW11 to me, I think of the holocaust and the effect it had on the survivors, their families and those who stood by and did nothing until it was too late.