God of War Jokes. Share the best joke you ever heard about Kratos?

Ooh, there are so many, it's hard to pick just one! Ok,I'll first list some I found: Superman once challenged Kratos to a fight, the loser had to wear their underwear outside their pants. Kratos was once set on fire.

After having been in pain for several days and being burned, the fire died. Santa Claus did exist until he forgot to give Kratos the terminator trilogy on dvd for christmas. Kratos doesn't have AIDS but he gives it to you anyway.

Kratos wrote a book once. It was called "The Kratos Book of World Records". Sadly, it was copied by Guinness and random people were given credit for all of Kratos' many accomplishments.

Actually, many of these jokes are 'transferred' Chuck Norris jokes, but what gives? They are funny nonetheless! Kratos can slam a revolving door.

Kratos once had a staring contest with the sun and won. Kratos tears can cure cancer, its a shame he never cries. When Kratos does push ups, he is really pushing the earth down.

I love this one: Evolution and Kratos work together. Kratos kills everything he sees and evolution evolves things so Kratos doesn't get bored of killing the same thing over and over again. But, in the end, I have to choose a comic joke, as I like those best:

Haha, this is a fun question. I'm already laughing at these jokes! Here are a few that I stole from a forum: *You know why you don't hear Chuck Norris jokes anymore?

Kratos butt whipped that useless ranger back to the stone ages. *Kratos doesn't have nightmares, nightmares have Kratos. And some religiously-linked jokes... *The Big Bang was just Kratos slapping God.

*God created the world in 6 days, rested a bit, and then spent a good few years creating Kratos. *There is no theory of evolution; just a list of animals Kratos lets live *And God said......... "Run, it's Kratos. " -Exodus 17-12

I was surprised to even find any out there! Good thing we have devoted fans killing time in forums, huh?

I cant really gove you an answer,but what I can give you is a way to a solution, that is you have to find the anglde that you relate to or peaks your interest. A good paper is one that people get drawn into because it reaches them ln some way.As for me WW11 to me, I think of the holocaust and the effect it had on the survivors, their families and those who stood by and did nothing until it was too late.