Have you tried other substitutions? Instead of imitation beer try this next time out at the pub?

Yes, this is me. Perhaps if you tell the local barman that you are doing it on a bet, you could escape with your manhood in tact. But, ahh, the Irish.

Such lovers of the brew. A bit of advice then.

When the voice and the vision on the inside become more profound and clear and loud than the opinions on the outside, you've mastered your life.

You could also just say a little filly from Tennessee sent you the recipe, throw an extra quid on the bar and tell him to shove off when he laughs in your face.

Ah that is very sweet of you to send me that recipe, thank you very much. Unfortunately I live in Ireland and a bar worker would look at you like you had 4 heads for ordering such a concoction! Is that you in the picture?Xx.

I cant really gove you an answer,but what I can give you is a way to a solution, that is you have to find the anglde that you relate to or peaks your interest. A good paper is one that people get drawn into because it reaches them ln some way.As for me WW11 to me, I think of the holocaust and the effect it had on the survivors, their families and those who stood by and did nothing until it was too late.