HOw do you summon demons?

Ok here's what you need: 5 plums 1 mason jar 5 rubber gloves (yellow dish washing) 1 quart of astro glide 1 Slapchop (yes, the one from the infomercials) and finally a 5 gallon bucket of road salt. Step one: use the Slapchop to slice up the plums (keep the pits you'll need them for later). Step two: make a circle with a cross inside of it with the road slat, with the ends of the cross touching the edges of the circle (use all of it) step three: Strip down naked and take the astro glide and lube up your bum good then take the plum pits you set aside to put 3 of them up your bum.

Take the rest of the astro glide and lather it all over yourself. Step four: take the two remaining plum pits and place them inside the mason jar. Step five: take the 5 rubber gloves, put one on each hand, one on each foot and one on your head.

Step six (last step): lay on the cross and make snow angels in the salt while balancing the jar of the 2 remaining plum pits on your forehead all while singing "marry had a little lamb". (the demon you seek will show up with a 6 pack of beer and pizza (meat lovers) in about 12 minutes) Good Luck!

I cant really gove you an answer,but what I can give you is a way to a solution, that is you have to find the anglde that you relate to or peaks your interest. A good paper is one that people get drawn into because it reaches them ln some way.As for me WW11 to me, I think of the holocaust and the effect it had on the survivors, their families and those who stood by and did nothing until it was too late.

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