I need a light-hearted, comedic monologue for an audition. Shouldn't be too long and wordy. Thank you :)?

You must indeed get some experience. If the school play has an impossible timetable for you, join a local drama club (Community Theatre in USA), preferably one with a good youth section. And note "would have" , not "would of" - your teacher of English should have taught you about that.

I cant really gove you an answer,but what I can give you is a way to a solution, that is you have to find the anglde that you relate to or peaks your interest. A good paper is one that people get drawn into because it reaches them ln some way.As for me WW11 to me, I think of the holocaust and the effect it had on the survivors, their families and those who stood by and did nothing until it was too late.