Joke coming up - clean, furthermore, first impressions to the contrary?

Joke coming up - clean, furthermore, first impressions to the contrary ... (I've translated it from the English)A lady visits her OB-GYN and says that she has a very strange complaint: four weeks ago, whenever she goes pee-pee, she finds that she's also passed a handful of pennies. Then three weeks ago she's passing nickels. Two weeks ago it was dimes; now she's passing real quarters, and they hurt.

Not to mention that she's ... well, troubled. 'I wouldn't worry,' says the OB-GYN. 'You're just going through the change.'Don't blame me - I got it from Heather.

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Joke coming up - clean, furthermore, first impressions to the contrary ... Yesterday marked the long-awaited release of a new product that’s been hyped ever since Interbike back in October. As a reviewer, I’d been itching to get my hands on it and try it out. Well, I finally received it, and was able to install it and take it for a ride yesterday.

Since it was a holiday and the weather was unseasonably warm I managed to get out and spend a few hours on it, and I’m pleased to share with you my first impressions. Admittedly, when I first received 2008, I was skeptical. I mean, my 2007 was working just fine, with only minimal signs of wear.

Chances are I could have gotten at least another 10 years out of it. Furthermore, at first glance, 2008 seems nearly identical to the old model, and when I first took it out of the box I found myself asking, "Is this just the same old chain lube in a different bottle? "Well, now that I've taken 2008 for a test ride, I can emphatically say that this is not the case.

Engineers have carried over the best features of 2007--the seamless seasonal transitions, the seven-day weeks, the predictable day/night transitions--while at the same time refining the overall design even further in order to maximize performance. How did they do so? Let’s take a look.

The first thing riders will notice about 2008 is the extra day. That's right--2008 is a full 24 hours longer than 2007. By figuring out how to place an extra day between the end of February and the beginning of March, 2008’s engineers have in effect created more ride time for you.

And more ride time means you’ll have more miles in your legs, which will give you a crucial edge over your competitors come the start of the season. This extra day has been branded “leap year” technology, and while this may cause confusion in the marketplace with SRAM’s “Will you make the leap? ” campaign, the performance benefits are obvious.

Another refinement is in the weekends and holidays department. Designed to absorb shock and smooth out your ride, this is a feature that has been copied by many other manufacturers, most notably Specialized with their Zerts inserts. 2008 retains all the 52 weekends of last year’s model, thereby preserving that “stiff yet compliant” feel 2007 was famous for, with the additional benefit of a July 4th that falls on a Friday.

On the 2007 model, July 4th fell on a Wednesday, which meant that many riders had to return to work the very next day, without the benefit of either a recovery ride and/or hangover-nursing day. Sources: http://bikesnobnyc.blogspot.com/2008/01/bsnyc-product-review-2008-first.html .

Joke coming up - clean, furthermore, first impressions to the contrary... So. Christians. Despite the familiar dicta to love thy neighbor and do unto others as you would have them do unto you, it sometimes seems that very few Christians take those messages to heart.

Among prominent Christians like Pat Robertson predicting disaster in PA towns and hate-mongers like Fred Phelps picketing funerals, not to mention politicians exploiting their faith for political gain left and right -- which doesn't directly violate either of the two commands I mentioned above, but there's gotta be something in the Bible against it. Still, there are some good Christians out there. Some work with charity organizations and underprivileged youth.

Some build houses in third world countries. Some... tell jokes. And I know this to be true, because last Friday night (11/11/05) I attended a clean Christian comedy show.In case the last sentence of the previous paragraph left you scratching your head, I'll repeat the relevant words in boldfaced, italicized text: clean Christian comedy.

Which naturally begs the question: What is clean Christian comedy? I was pretty confused myself when I read the advertisements in the local papers, and my befuddlement was further compounded by the tendency of the ads to use "clean" and "Christian" interchangeably. I mean, I could tell a fairly clean joke about pigs in a bathtub that couldn't appropriately be called "Christian" -- in that it didn't explicitly glorify God -- and there are certainly Biblical stories that can be legitimately called "Christian" but are hardly kid-safe, what with Tamar dressing up as a prostitute for the purpose of seducing her father-in-law (Genesis 38) and the brutal beating and crucifixion of Jesus (see Mel Gibson's R-rated The Passion of the Christ).

So I went to the show to find out just what clean Christian comedy really is. Sources: http://www.scary-crayon.com/misc/christcomedy/ .

2 I blame you because you chose to repeat it. You didn't have to.

I blame you because you chose to repeat it. You didn't have to.

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Here is mine: CORPORATE SHAKE-UP" "Okay, we've all been busy getting ready for the holiday. Don't you think it's time for a good CLEAN joke to laugh at? " "Wanna joke?

Despite appearances, it's clean" "When's the last time you told a (clean) joke and nobody laughed?" "Joke coming up: chap goes to a fancy dress party ..." "Friday's CLEAN joke. I have mine ready. Fire away!

Let's see what you've got! " "It's not too late for a CLEAN joke! It can be a good belly laugh, one liner, a groaner.

Let's see what you have? " "I know it's the weekend and most are busy. I'm still going to post a groaner!

Do you have a CLEAN joke to share? " "Okay, it's been a long time since we posted a joke. I have one.

What CLEAN joke do you have for me?

Okay, we've all been busy getting ready for the holiday. Don't you think it's time for a good CLEAN joke to laugh at?

Joke coming up: chap goes to a fancy dress party ...

Friday's CLEAN joke. I have mine ready. Fire away!

Let's see what you've got!

It's not too late for a CLEAN joke! It can be a good belly laugh, one liner, a groaner. Let's see what you have?

I know it's the weekend and most are busy. I'm still going to post a groaner! Do you have a CLEAN joke to share?

Okay, it's been a long time since we posted a joke. I have one. What CLEAN joke do you have for me?

I cant really gove you an answer,but what I can give you is a way to a solution, that is you have to find the anglde that you relate to or peaks your interest. A good paper is one that people get drawn into because it reaches them ln some way.As for me WW11 to me, I think of the holocaust and the effect it had on the survivors, their families and those who stood by and did nothing until it was too late.