My assignment is to tell a joke to the class tomorrow. Someone tell me a joke?

A woman and her baby get on a bus and the bus driver says, "holy crap lady, that is the ugliest baby I have ever seen! " Shocked, the woman walks away and takes a seat near the back of the bus. A man next to her asks what's wrong and she says that the bus driver had just said something so rude that she couldn't even think of a reply and walked away."Well don't just sit there," the man insists, "give him a piece of your mind!

I'll hold your monkey while you go.

This is an old one, but the class might not have heard it. Bill Gate died and found himself before God. God said, "Well, Bill, you have done a lot of good work in the world, but on the other hand you did create 'Windows'.

I tell you what I'm going to do. I'm going to let you visit Heaven and Hell and decide for yourself. " So God took Bill to Heaven.

There, Bill saw people in white robes sitting on clouds and playing soft music on golden harps. Then God took Bill to Hell. There, Bill saw people on a beautiful white sand beach.

Clear water lapped at the edge. People were running around in tiny bathing suits, playing with Frisbees, and playing volleyball, and eating and drinking. Bill said, "God, I believe that I will choose Hell."

So God sent Bill to Hell and returned to check on him a week later. Bill was chained to a boiling hot rock. A demon was whipping him with a razor strap.

Bill moaned, "God! This isn't what you showed me last week. " God replied, "Oh!

That was the Beta.

Here's an old one that my father-in-law drags out all the time, and it still makes me laugh: So this man goes out for a day of golfing. At dinnertime his wife waits at home for his return and begins to worry when he doesn't show. The hours tick by, and it's growing later and later.

Finally, just before she's about to call the police, her husband walks in the door looking ragged and worn out. She says to him "Where have you been? I've been so worried!".

He says, "Aw, you wouldn't believe the day I had. There we were on the first hole, I was lining up my shot, and BOOM, George has a heart attack and drops dead.". S wife feels terrible right away, starts rubbing his shoulders and telling him just how sorry she is, and what a terrible tragedy this must've been for him.

The husband replies, "I know, I know, it was awful. All day long it was, 'hit the ball, drag George', 'hit the ball, drag George'".

One night there was a horrible car accident just outside of a small town down in southern Alabama. A pick-up truck had lost control and flipped several times, throwing the driver from the wreckage. The driver of the vehicle had suffered too much injury to easily be recognizable, but the truck looked to belong to good ol' Bobby, the local drunkard and town idiot.

The next day, the coroner calls Bobby's two closest friends, George and William, to come identify the body. The coroner brings George into the room and asks him "Is this the body of your friend Bobby? " "Well..." he replies, "I just can't tell.

S face is too messed up. Flip the body over for me. " So, the coroner flips the dead body over.

George immediately shakes his head and says with much certainty "Nah that aint Bobby. " The coroner shrugs and after seeing George out he bring William in to the room to identify the body. He asks him the same question, and William says "Hell that face looks like hamburger meat.

I don't have a damn clue who that is. Flip the body over for me. " As soon as the coroner gets the body face down William says "No way.

That's not Bobby. " Dumbfounded, the coroner says "Out of curiosity, your friend George also had me flip over the body. How are you both so certain that this is not your friend Bobby from looking at his back?" "Ahhh that's easy.

Bobby was too shy to talk about it, but e'rytime we'd walk through town people'd say 'there goes Bobby with his two @s$h0les. '. Obviously this aint Bobby.

I cant really gove you an answer,but what I can give you is a way to a solution, that is you have to find the anglde that you relate to or peaks your interest. A good paper is one that people get drawn into because it reaches them ln some way.As for me WW11 to me, I think of the holocaust and the effect it had on the survivors, their families and those who stood by and did nothing until it was too late.