Silly and funny quotes for laughs?

Roy D. Mercer - "That's about as useless as rubber lips on a woodpecker"John Wayne (Sands Of Iwo Jima) - "Life is hard; it's even harder if you are stupid. "W.C.Fields - "My next home will be over a saloon."Jenny - "Run Forrest, Run!

"Deputy Festus Hagen (Gun Smoke) - "Mister, I'll climb you like a ladder and kick all the rungs out on the way back down.

Prostitution is only profession in the world where new Comers are paid more than the experienced ones.

So much to do. So few people to do it for me.My Dad's religious. That is, if football is a religion.

The trouble with life is that you're half way through it before you realize it's a do it yourself thing. A common mistake that people make when trying to make something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools...Do you carry a grudge, do you carry a gun? I guess it all depends on where you come frmIf you can’t say anything nice, then at least have the decency to be vague.

I’ve given up the search for reality; now I’m just looking for a good fantasy.

I have decided to stop procrastinating. I will begin tomorrow.

I got a new job crushing drinks cans. It's soda pressing.

I cant really gove you an answer,but what I can give you is a way to a solution, that is you have to find the anglde that you relate to or peaks your interest. A good paper is one that people get drawn into because it reaches them ln some way.As for me WW11 to me, I think of the holocaust and the effect it had on the survivors, their families and those who stood by and did nothing until it was too late.