The US troops in Afghanistan proved they have retained their sense of humor, one of them sent this?

The US troops in Afghanistan proved they have retained their sense of humor, one of them sent this. "YOU MIGHT BE A TALIBAN IF ..." 1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.2.

You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. 3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean." 5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.. 7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. 9.

You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one. Asked by boatman 32 months ago Similar questions: troops Afghanistan proved retained sense humor Politics & Law > War.

Similar questions: troops Afghanistan proved retained sense humor.

God bless him. I see he hasn't lost his sense of humor but has been there long enough to know the natives.

1 I know that wasn't a question, but it was just too good not to post. If I've offended you, you probably deserve it. This user has been banned from Askville.

1 I know that wasn't a question, but it was just too good not to post. If I've offended you, you probably deserve it.

I know that wasn't a question, but it was just too good not to post. If I've offended you, you probably deserve it.

2 That is pure gold. Now I am going to go wipe my butt with some bacon.

That is pure gold. Now I am going to go wipe my butt with some bacon.

3 Be sure that its Kosher bacon. This user has been banned from Askville.

4 That's hilarious Boatman! Thanks for sharing! .

That's hilarious Boatman! Thanks for sharing!

And let's try to keep politics out of it if you can. " "Did you know Abraham Lincoln had a good sense of humor?" "In your opinion are you born with your sense of humor or is it something you learn?

So many people have no or very little humor these days,lighten up people.

Most people believe it to be a war that can never be won........

Non-Catholics and people who have a sense of humor about the Pope, I've got a question for you...

And let's try to keep politics out of it if you can.

I cant really gove you an answer,but what I can give you is a way to a solution, that is you have to find the anglde that you relate to or peaks your interest. A good paper is one that people get drawn into because it reaches them ln some way.As for me WW11 to me, I think of the holocaust and the effect it had on the survivors, their families and those who stood by and did nothing until it was too late.