Time for a joke! What joke do you have to share tonight?

Time for a joke! What joke do you have to share tonight? Why did the potato cross the road?

He saw a fork up ahead. How do you describe an angry potato? Boiling Mad.

Why didn't the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster? Because he was a commontater. Why wouldn't the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone?

He desperately wanted a scoop. What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato? Anything, just butter him up.

What does a British potato say when it thinks something is wonderful? It's mashing! What do you call a baby potato?

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You asked for it! An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics. The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his chair, plopped it on his desk and wrote on the board: "Using everything we have learned this semester, prove that this chair does not exist."

Fingers flew, erasers erased, notebooks were filled in furious fashion. Some students wrote over 30 pages in one hour attempting to refute the existence of the chair. One member of the class however, was up and finished in less than a minute.

Weeks later when the grades were posted, the rest of the group wondered how he could have gotten an A when he had barely written anything at all. S answer consisted of two words: "What chair? " .

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Many taters Some people are very bossy and like to tell others what to do, but don't want to soil their own hands. They are called 'Dick Taters'. Some people are always looking to cause problems by asking others to agree with them.It is too hot or too cold, too sour or too sweet.

They are called, not Silly Billies but 'Aggie Taters'. There are those who say they will help, but somehow just never get around to actually doing the promised help. They are called 'Hezzie Taters'.

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I cant really gove you an answer,but what I can give you is a way to a solution, that is you have to find the anglde that you relate to or peaks your interest. A good paper is one that people get drawn into because it reaches them ln some way.As for me WW11 to me, I think of the holocaust and the effect it had on the survivors, their families and those who stood by and did nothing until it was too late.