What are (fun) things you should NOT say to the INTERVIEWER when you go for a job interview?

FUN responses only! Nothing serious! Asked by Mr_M_told_U_so 45 months ago Similar questions: fun things INTERVIEWER job interview Business > Jobs.

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I have to meet my Parole Officer at 11... I’m sorry, I have to take this call... Excuse me, this call is private can you leave the room.... If you hire me, I need a statement for the courts by Thursday. If you hire me, I need Thursday off... Are there any of the bars around here open at lunch time? So, what time do you get off?

I don’t have to take the drug test today do I? Does the no drug policy apply to food days? Job?

I thought I was going to be on the Price is Right! You look just like my uncle Mort, He died of liver cancer and he turned that color yellow before he died... One of my favorites.... Does this job come with fries? Are you going to check my credit report?

If I am sick can you call my girlfriend instead of my wife? Do you have to dress up here, or is the pay that good?!? So really, how hard Do you have to work to keep the job?

Are there any swingers in the office? Sources: My sharp toungue...

That stuff you're wearing really stinks. Is that a picture of your husband? What, was he high when he married you?

Have you considered plastic surgery for the mole problem? Wow, are you a record holder for most facial hair on a woman? Yeah, can I have your office?

And so many more.

All of these except the second one were actually said in interviews. Sources: my experience .

(this one was actually asked by a girl interview at my office) I could keep going but I'd be here all night..

Ooooh, you are sooooo hot! Want to "hook-up" after work? " Especially if the interviewer is of the same sex (although that might work for you in some cases) .

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I have a job interview for a retail position...

Just for fun. What are some questions you should not ask at a job interview? I'll start in the DB.

I cant really gove you an answer,but what I can give you is a way to a solution, that is you have to find the anglde that you relate to or peaks your interest. A good paper is one that people get drawn into because it reaches them ln some way.As for me WW11 to me, I think of the holocaust and the effect it had on the survivors, their families and those who stood by and did nothing until it was too late.