What is the funniest / strangest thing you have said ( or that has been said to you) while sleeping?

This morning my husband told me that in the middle of the night I lifted my head, looked at him and said, "I'm not wearing any pants, so no peeking! " and went right back to sleep. I, of course, have no recollection of this!

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My fiance... had clearly spoken, "chicken, no tuna. CHICKEN, NO TUNA! " in his sleep to me.

When I asked him what he was talking about he mumbled the word chicken and smacked his lips - true story! To this day I make fun of him for it. Sources: the bed chrissycakes's Recommendations GENOVA TONNO OLIVE OIL, 24 pack of 3 oz cans Average Customer Rating: 5.0 out of 5 (based on 3 reviews) Chicken Breast Samplers .

I walk and talk...** I walk and talk in my sleep. Did it a lot as a kid, do it as an adult when under a lot of stress. I've done a lot of strange things.

**I bought 2 light-bulbs from somebody who called cod cause they woke me from a nap. Hubby advised me to turn the phone off. **I jumped out of bed one night to 'get the Sunday paper.' Only we didn't get a paper and I was completely nude.

My hubby followed me as I clumsily fiddled with the door handle I'm not so coordinated when I'm sleep walking he convinced me to go back to bed. **I've found my robe outside here so I know I was outside that night. **I seem to talk about Turtle's when my hubby comes to bed.

He'll just agree with me and wait until I turn over and go back to sleep. **I once woke up outside of our apartment, in my nightgown, banging on a neighbor's door banging on it so hard must have woke me up. Thank God, no one lived there.

The apartment door automatically locked behind me and my kids were in there alone--as hubby was working a night-shirt. I had to wake-up a neighbor, tell them what happened and have hubby come home and let me in... I couldn't be a spy or have an affair because I will absolutely answer any question posed to me when asleep. Oh well, that shortens my career list, aye?

Sources: Me & Morpheus .

I don't usually talk coherently in my sleep... I'm told I mumble sometimes, but nothing anyone could repeat to me. My husband on the other hand talks. Whole conversations even.

The funniest was about "the potato people". He had been reading a book on history before bed and as he started to doze off he said to me quite clearly "Go get the potato people. " "What?"

I replied, not realizing he had fallen asleep (his eyes were open) and sure I had misheard. "Get the potato people. They can't be in the same group as the pasta people." "Umm... ok.

What are you talking about? " "We're marching out in the morning and I don't want them fighting amongst themselves." That was it.

He closed his eyes and went back to sleep. Apparently he was dreaming about commanding an army and he wanted me to separate the Irish from the Italians so they don't fight at dinner.(These weren't racist terms. He's part Irish himself.

) Now, anytime he's not making much sense late at night because he's getting drowsy, he usually says "Sorry, I think it's potato people time. " BunGirl's Recommendations How the Irish Saved Civilization (nges of story) Amazon List Price: $14.00 Used from: $0.19 Average Customer Rating: 3.0 out of 5 (based on 239 reviews) One Hundred and One Beautiful Small Towns of Italy Amazon List Price: $45.00 Used from: $27.97 Average Customer Rating: 4.5 out of 5 (based on 10 reviews) Beyond the Melting Pot, Second Edition: The Negroes, Puerto Ricans, Jews, Italians, and Irish of New York City Amazon List Price: $27.95 Used from: $0.20 Average Customer Rating: 4.5 out of 5 (based on 4 reviews) Hungering for America: Italian, Irish, and Jewish Foodways in the Age of Migration Amazon List Price: $49.95 Used from: $3.00 Average Customer Rating: 3.5 out of 5 (based on 2 reviews) .

HMMMMM! I was told I did this- a boyfreind of mine told me I was cursing and fighting someone in my sleep, he said that whomever I was fighting I said alright I 've done told you now you've had it, at that point he said I opened my eyes leaned up slapped him and then went back sound asleep. TOO FUNNY, I know he deserved, prob why hes an ex now!.

This morning my husband told me that in the middle of the night I lifted my head, looked at him and said, "I'm not wearing any pants, so no peeking! " and went right back to sleep. I, of course, have no recollection of this!

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I walk and talk...** I walk and talk in my sleep. Did it a lot as a kid, do it as an adult when under a lot of stress. I've done a lot of strange things.

**I bought 2 light-bulbs from somebody who called cod cause they woke me from a nap. Hubby advised me to turn the phone off. **I jumped out of bed one night to 'get the Sunday paper.

' Only we didn't get a paper and I was completely nude. My hubby followed me as I clumsily fiddled with the door handle I'm not so coordinated when I'm sleep walking he convinced me to go back to bed. **I've found my robe outside here so I know I was outside that night.

**I seem to talk about Turtle's when my hubby comes to bed. He'll just agree with me and wait until I turn over and go back to sleep. **I once woke up outside of our apartment, in my nightgown, banging on a neighbor's door banging on it so hard must have woke me up.

Thank God, no one lived there. The apartment door automatically locked behind me and my kids were in there alone--as hubby was working a night-shirt. I had to wake-up a neighbor, tell them what happened and have hubby come home and let me in... I couldn't be a spy or have an affair because I will absolutely answer any question posed to me when asleep.

Oh well, that shortens my career list, aye? Sources: Me & Morpheus .

I don't usually talk coherently in my sleep... I'm told I mumble sometimes, but nothing anyone could repeat to me. My husband on the other hand talks. Whole conversations even.

The funniest was about "the potato people". He had been reading a book on history before bed and as he started to doze off he said to me quite clearly "Go get the potato people. " "What?

" I replied, not realizing he had fallen asleep (his eyes were open) and sure I had misheard. "Get the potato people. They can't be in the same group as the pasta people.

" "Umm... ok. What are you talking about? " "We're marching out in the morning and I don't want them fighting amongst themselves.

" That was it. He closed his eyes and went back to sleep. Apparently he was dreaming about commanding an army and he wanted me to separate the Irish from the Italians so they don't fight at dinner.

(These weren't racist terms. He's part Irish himself. ) Now, anytime he's not making much sense late at night because he's getting drowsy, he usually says "Sorry, I think it's potato people time.

" BunGirl's Recommendations How the Irish Saved Civilization (Hinges of History) Amazon List Price: $14.00 Used from: $0.19 Average Customer Rating: 3.0 out of 5 (based on 239 reviews) One Hundred and One Beautiful Small Towns of Italy Amazon List Price: $45.00 Used from: $27.97 Average Customer Rating: 4.5 out of 5 (based on 10 reviews) Beyond the Melting Pot, Second Edition: The Negroes, Puerto Ricans, Jews, Italians, and Irish of New York City Amazon List Price: $27.95 Used from: $0.20 Average Customer Rating: 4.5 out of 5 (based on 4 reviews) Hungering for America: Italian, Irish, and Jewish Foodways in the Age of Migration Amazon List Price: $49.95 Used from: $3.00 Average Customer Rating: 3.5 out of 5 (based on 2 reviews) .

During my university days my roommate once sat up in bed at four AM and called me a Communist. I apparently just mumble in my sleep and it’s probably a good thing that I don’t speak clearly but my wife once woke me up and told me she had heard a noise on the front porch. I asked her what it sounded like and she said that it sounded square.

Before I could ask the obvious questions she was snoring again and the next morning she had no recollection of any of it. I am still trying to figure out what square sounds like to this day. Sources: my life KingofRandomCrap's Recommendations The Communist Manifesto (Signet Classics) Amazon List Price: $5.95 Used from: $1.40 Average Customer Rating: 3.5 out of 5 (based on 244 reviews) .

HMMMMM! I was told I did this- a boyfreind of mine told me I was cursing and fighting someone in my sleep, he said that whomever I was fighting I said alright I 've done told you now you've had it, at that point he said I opened my eyes leaned up slapped him and then went back sound asleep. TOO FUNNY, I know he deserved, prob why hes an ex now!

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I cant really gove you an answer,but what I can give you is a way to a solution, that is you have to find the anglde that you relate to or peaks your interest. A good paper is one that people get drawn into because it reaches them ln some way.As for me WW11 to me, I think of the holocaust and the effect it had on the survivors, their families and those who stood by and did nothing until it was too late.