What was the most inane explanation a customer service person gave you when you informed them?

The best one for me was "Don't complain to me...you chose to shop here". This highly trained and professional service person was, according to their name tag, a department manager.

I like the Chinese airport announcements: the plane is delayed due to ... plane delay.

I cant really gove you an answer,but what I can give you is a way to a solution, that is you have to find the anglde that you relate to or peaks your interest. A good paper is one that people get drawn into because it reaches them ln some way.As for me WW11 to me, I think of the holocaust and the effect it had on the survivors, their families and those who stood by and did nothing until it was too late.