What's are some of the best pickup lines you've ever heard, used or received?
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I have never used a pickup line....and most of them just don't work. But they sure are funny!
I wanna rape every hole on your body while yanking your hair, normally works pretty well for me!
When a girl whispers into your ear, "I'm not wearing any panties" it's time to go. :) The funniest line I've heard lately was someone trying to pick up a girl and they pointed to the girls "hip area" and said, "are you going to eat that? Because I will if you don't want it.
I always go up to the hottest women and say " ya know...I was going to hit on you but the truth is, there is no way you could turn me on unless I really allowed it. " What happens then is they set on a desperate quest to prove me wrong.
It’s been giveaway-palooza at CollegeCandy these past few weeks, which means we’ve had to get pretty creative when it comes down to giving all these goodies away. So this time around, when Take me Home Tonight offered us an iPod Nano to give away, we thought it was only appropriate to have you submit your favorite pick-up lines. While we expected them all to be really corny and stupid, we were surprised by how much we laughed.
Some of these are actually kinda…funny? Like, drop our panties, funny. Hail a cab and go right home with him, good.
I’m totally gonna try that next time, awesome. Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE print! Dang baby are your legs tired?
Cuz you been runnin’ through my mind ALL day! Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you’re the bomb!
Was your father the Hamburglar because you have some nice buns. Were you arrested earlier? It’s gotta be illegal to look that good.
Do you do Karate, cause YOUR BODY’S KICKINNN! So I have this thing called contact list in my phone and the only letter I’m missing is (first letter of her name goes here ). Do you mind filling it in?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? I’m not going to ask for your phone number cause I know you’d say ‘no,’ so can I have your e-mail address? Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Was your mother a beaver? Would you prefer a Gin & Platonic, or a Scotch & Sofa? I’ve got oysters back at the house that are waiting for ya!
And now we’ve been married almost 32 years! LOL This site made me remember that! Have any of these actually worked on you?
What’s the best line you’ve ever heard?
I cant really gove you an answer,but what I can give you is a way to a solution, that is you have to find the anglde that you relate to or peaks your interest. A good paper is one that people get drawn into because it reaches them ln some way.As for me WW11 to me, I think of the holocaust and the effect it had on the survivors, their families and those who stood by and did nothing until it was too late.
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