What's the worst joke you've ever heard?

Q. What did the snail say when he rode on the back of a turtle? A.

WEEEEEEEEE! *alternate A. .. slow down man!

At first, I thought worst joke as in inappropriate. I can say that I've heard many inappropriate jokes but there are many dead baby jokes that are awful: dead-baby-joke.com/ But now that I've read a few of your jokes, I'm guessing you want corny jokes. I also have many of those: What kind of phone do biologists use?

A cellphone Who built King Arthur's round table? Sir cumference What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?

Fo' Drizzle.

A man walks into his psychiatrist's office and says "Doc, you've gottta help me! I'm A Teepee! I'm a wigwam!

I'm a Teepee! I'm a wigwam! ".

The psychiatrist replies, "Relax man, your two tents" A minister, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this some kind of joke? " A guy walks into a bar.

The guy behind him walked around it. Q: Why was six afraid of seven A: 7 -8 -9 Q: How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, there's a machine that does that too.

Q; How many singers does it take to change a light bulb? A: One, he holds up the bulb, and the world revolves around them. Q: What's brown and sticky?

A: A stick.

A guy walks into his doctors office and the guy has a carrot in one ear, a green bean up each nostril, a cucumber in the other ear, and a pancake on his head. He worriedly asks his doctor "Doc what is wrong with me? " and the doctor replies with stoic concern "You have not been eating correctly".

A line of chocolate bar over here called Penguin Bars come with a joke (usually really really awful) printed on the underside of the wrapper.

Beak . . .

Careful out there (Runner-up : Man 1 : Can somebody please call me a taxi? Man 2 : Okay, you are a taxi. ) xD Check below for some equally poor Penguin Bar jokes, and also for an article about an American who fell deeply in love with Penguin bars, and described them as the best thing about his trip to England, "apart from the hookers".

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080506113128AAX8ezg http://www.zug.com/live/45018/PPPPlease-Send-Penguins.html.

To the dock. Why do graveyards have fences around them? Everyones dying to get in.

I just wanted to let you know I got an error 500 while trying to vote this question 'interesting'... "Something went wrong adding a tip and voting as interesting. (error : 500) Please try again or contact us if you continue to see this message. " Now, THATs a bad joke.. :) I'm not very good at jokes, good or bad, but I DO know that the final pun of this Monty Python sketch "Funniest Joke in the World" qualifies!

Put him in the microwave until his Bill Withers.

The worst jokes I ever heard are racial degradation jokes. I won't put themhere but the need of people to feel superior by belittling someone else is the worst thing that could be done.

A mushroom walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says, " I can't serve you here, you're a mushroom. " The mushroom say, "Yea, but I'm a real fun-gi!

It's more of a pick up line... but hey. If your ever out at a bar and see some fly honey across the room try approaching her with this little number. Dang, girl.

Did you just fart? 'Cause you just blew me away. Bah dum chi!

Now for an actual joke. What do ducks eat for an afternoon snack. Quackers!

I thought I heard one. --------------------------- KNOCK, KNOCK Who's there? Banana KNOCK, KNOCK Who's there?

Banana KNOCK, KNOCK Who's there? Banana KNOCK, KNOCK Who's there? Orange Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't say banana? ------------------------------- KNOCK, KNOCK Who's there? Thesis Thesis, who?Thesis...a recording.

----------------------------- KNOCK, KNOCK Who's there? Boo Boo, who? Don't cry, little baby.

I received a supposedly funny joke from one of my friends on my cell phone, I did not think it was amusing, I definitely thought it was the worst joke I ever heard, although my friend just forwarded it to me with out reading it, I did let her know I thought it was not only a bad joke, it was also very distasteful! I will write a portion of it, just a portion because it was that bad, If you know this one, I'm sure you might agree... " Why did President O'bama get hit by a car" My friend is not an O'bama supporter, however I feel whether you support him or not, this joke is uncalled for.

The pizza can feed a family of four. --- Please don't disable my Mahalo account...

Is funny because white cat is "Spayed" and has no "Bullocks"!

I cant really gove you an answer,but what I can give you is a way to a solution, that is you have to find the anglde that you relate to or peaks your interest. A good paper is one that people get drawn into because it reaches them ln some way.As for me WW11 to me, I think of the holocaust and the effect it had on the survivors, their families and those who stood by and did nothing until it was too late.