Who was the first pig to spread swine flu?

There is no way to trace this to a specific animal, swine flu spreads rapidly among hogs and unless the animal happened to live separately from other pigs (and no one has come forward with that information), determining which one had it first would just not be possible, so I'm afraid we will never know who was first. On the Lighter Side... That investigation is still under way. However, I have it on very good authority that it was neither Babe nor Miss Piggy!

Pooh has also corroborated Piglet's alibi. There is speculation that the First Little Pig may have been exposed to the flu after his straw house was destroyed by huffs and puffs of the Big Bad Wolf, but if he had it, the symptoms were not obvious to the Second and Third Little Pigs. Scientists are currently doing laboratory tests at the grocery store where the Little Piggy (the one who went to market) was last seen (it was a Piggly Wiggly, I believe), since it is most likely that the first pig to spread the swine flu often spent time in public places.

But, the medical team is giving great consideration to his youngest Little Piggy brother who had the suspicious symptoms of wee wee weeing all the way home. Old McDonald's Pig was heard oink oinking here and oink oinking there and both places were far from the location that the World Health Organization believes was ground zero for the 2009 Swine flu outbreak. Charlotte's friend Wilbur (Fern's runt and Zuckerman's Pig) was too sweet-natured to have even considered going out of the barn where he could spread the flu to others if he were sick.

McGrumpy, my Scottish friend, didn't venture a guess at who the perpetrating pig might have been, but he has inside information that the whole thing started last Hogmanay. Harley Davidson's Hogs were at a rally with an air tight alibi, all engines were running smooth, without coughing or sputtering of any kind. Although Pumbaa's gastrointestinal symptoms of extreme flatulence made him a suspect, testing has since determined that it was just something he ate.

Arnold Ziffle was at Green Acres the entire time, and all of Hooterville came out in support of him, and testified that he had shown no flu symptoms. The Tamworth Two, Butch and Sundance, escaped again, possibly with the help of Gordy (who was known to be traveling in the UK at the time), but there is no evidence of the three of them making it all the way from Britain to Mexico. Scotland Yard is still on the trail, however.

My list of "pigs of most interest" include: The Male Chauvinist Pig, The Pinko Communist Russian Pig, Squealer, from George Orwell's Animal Farm, and Hogzilla. However, my Irish friends say that it had to have been The Black Pig. P.S. Porky is still under house arrest and quarantine because the interrogators thought he seemed very nervous and frequently stuttered during questioning.

The lovely Petunia Pig told reporters, "Porky is innocent! They have it all wrong. I will stand by my man until they spring him from this pig pen!"

And..... That's All Folks!

There is no way to trace this to a specific animal, swine flu spreads rapidly among hogs and unless the animal happened to live separately from other pigs (and no one has come forward with that information), determining which one had it first would just not be possible, so I'm afraid we will never know who was first. On the Lighter Side... That investigation is still under way. However, I have it on very good authority that it was neither Babe nor Miss Piggy!

Pooh has also corroborated Piglet's alibi. There is speculation that the First Little Pig may have been exposed to the flu after his straw house was destroyed by huffs and puffs of the Big Bad Wolf, but if he had it, the symptoms were not obvious to the Second and Third Little Pigs. Scientists are currently doing laboratory tests at the grocery store where the Little Piggy (the one who went to market) was last seen (it was a Piggly Wiggly, I believe), since it is most likely that the first pig to spread the swine flu often spent time in public places.

But, the medical team is giving great consideration to his youngest Little Piggy brother who had the suspicious symptoms of wee wee weeing all the way home. Old McDonald's Pig was heard oink oinking here and oink oinking there and both places were far from the location that the World Health Organization believes was ground zero for the 2009 Swine flu outbreak. Charlotte's friend Wilbur (Fern's runt and Zuckerman's Pig) was too sweet-natured to have even considered going out of the barn where he could spread the flu to others if he were sick.

McGrumpy, my Scottish friend, didn't venture a guess at who the perpetrating pig might have been, but he has inside information that the whole thing started last Hogmanay. Harley Davidson's Hogs were at a rally with an air tight alibi, all engines were running smooth, without coughing or sputtering of any kind. Although Pumbaa's gastrointestinal symptoms of extreme flatulence made him a suspect, testing has since determined that it was just something he ate.

Arnold Ziffle was at Green Acres the entire time, and all of Hooterville came out in support of him, and testified that he had shown no flu symptoms. The Tamworth Two, Butch and Sundance, escaped again, possibly with the help of Gordy (who was known to be traveling in the UK at the time), but there is no evidence of the three of them making it all the way from Britain to Mexico. Scotland Yard is still on the trail, however.

My list of "pigs of most interest" include: The Male Chauvinist Pig, The Pinko Communist Russian Pig, Squealer, from George Orwell's Animal Farm, and Hogzilla. However, my Irish friends say that it had to have been The Black Pig. P.S. Porky is still under house arrest and quarantine because the interrogators thought he seemed very nervous and frequently stuttered during questioning.

The lovely Petunia Pig told reporters, "Porky is innocent! They have it all wrong. I will stand by my man until they spring him from this pig pen!"

And..... That's All Folks!

I cant really gove you an answer,but what I can give you is a way to a solution, that is you have to find the anglde that you relate to or peaks your interest. A good paper is one that people get drawn into because it reaches them ln some way.As for me WW11 to me, I think of the holocaust and the effect it had on the survivors, their families and those who stood by and did nothing until it was too late.