Another gross one --- I've been eating oatmeal for breakfast every morning, and it's got plenty of fiber in it?

Another gross one --- I've been eating oatmeal for breakfast every morning, and it's got plenty of fiber in it... so now I'm at work, and I have to poo. Why does that stupid oatmeal have to be the perfect breakfast food? I HATE pooing at work.

I always feel like people know what I'm up to in there. If I'm FORCED to drop deuces during the workday, I usually go downstairs and across the building and use the bathroom in a department where no one knows me (there's about 900 people at my job). And it's not just at work, it's anywhere... I have a serious problem making fudge in public restrooms.My boyfriend is worried that i'm messing up my innards by holding in my poops till I get home.

There's one lady who poops in the bathroom that's the most central to the building EVERYDAY at 2pm, like clockwork, and she stinks up the hallway, which I think is kinda rude. Why not use an out of the way toilet? We call her "The 2PM Mystery Deucer.

" I don't want my co-workers to know me by my poops. Anybody else have share my issue with extreme discomfort with public pooing? Come on, spill the beans.

LOL Asked by Babalooga65 25 months ago Similar questions: gross eating oatmeal breakfast morning plenty fiber Entertainment > Humor.

Similar questions: gross eating oatmeal breakfast morning plenty fiber.

When you gotta go... I think pooping is a part of being human, everyone does it. You are making way too much of this. If someone makes fun of you for pooping, ask them if they poop.

You boyfriend is correct, you could cause complications if you hold it like that. Of course, you could try eating a different breakfast. I eat 1/2 grapefruit, 1 piece of high fiber whet toast with cream cheese, and a glass of V8 juice.

There is a lot better range of nutrition in this breakfast and it does not cause me thee troubles you speak of.

Yes, I share your discomfort, Babalooga. I do not exercise my right to poo in public unless I am desperate. I had to at the casino once (thank God for multiple stalls and generally not knowing anyone there).

The worst part is if you make noise. You have to make sure the place empties before you make your grand exit. I have a hard time with red meat, which I love, and drawn butter.

I made a pig of myself at the buffet in the seafood section, with the crab legs, frog legs, scallops and shrimp, all of which I dipped in the butter. After we finished eating, I walked 20 feet into the casino when it hit me.It felt like something dropped. It was almost like the food went straight from my esophagus to my bowels, without passing go or collecting $200.00.

I had no choice. I surrendered to the poo.

Consume citric acid (Vitamin C) with your oatmeal and it'll slow down your intestines. While I have that other great fiber/roughage food, legumes for most breakfasts, the principle is the same: the purpose of fiber is to keep the intestines clear of undigested stuff. The fiber is, itself, not digestible.

Adding a "binder" to the intestines has the fiber do its thing, but slower. More control is available that way. Crap is less random.

Oh, BTW, legumes have protein; I'm unsure whether oatmeal has ANY nutrition in it.

1 Oh, AND the only restroom that has any air freshener (of the Renuzit variety) is in the sales department and is literally six feet away from someone's desk -- I try not to use that one, except to wash my hands. All the bathrooms here have those little deodorizers on the wall, but let's be honest here.... you can still sense the poo particles when you walk into a restroom. It doesn't smell like flowers in there, now it just smells like poo and flowers.

And you HAVE to give the restroom a smell check before you get down to business, because if you walk in and the smell is awful, how are you supposed to have a relaxing poo when you're trapped in a fog of someone else's poo particles? .

Oh, AND the only restroom that has any air freshener (of the Renuzit variety) is in the sales department and is literally six feet away from someone's desk -- I try not to use that one, except to wash my hands. All the bathrooms here have those little deodorizers on the wall, but let's be honest here.... you can still sense the poo particles when you walk into a restroom. It doesn't smell like flowers in there, now it just smells like poo and flowers.

And you HAVE to give the restroom a smell check before you get down to business, because if you walk in and the smell is awful, how are you supposed to have a relaxing poo when you're trapped in a fog of someone else's poo particles?

2 Everyone in the universe poos! I am sure even Jesus peed and pooed! Yes, floral scents and poo is worse than the poo itself.

But holding it is not good for you. It is a waste product that needs to be got rid of for a reason. I am sure ferrets don't worry about their droppings too much, so just do what comes naturally!

Everyone in the universe poos! I am sure even Jesus peed and pooed! Yes, floral scents and poo is worse than the poo itself.

But holding it is not good for you. It is a waste product that needs to be got rid of for a reason. I am sure ferrets don't worry about their droppings too much, so just do what comes naturally!

Good morning everyone so what are you eating for sunday breakfast this morning please share (myself tea toast & fruits).

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