Anyone have any leads on a can opener that looks like celery?

I looked around, but couldn't find one shaped like celery. I did find one in the shape of a bottle that opens cans, bottles and lids. It has a nice short video showing you what it does.

opensesameusa.com/ I did find a burping can opener foureyesjokeshop.com/browseproducts/Old-... I even found out on E-how how to open a bottle with a piece of paper. You can amaze your friends when you can't find the fancy can opener you just bought. ehow.com/how_2221406_open-beer-bottle-pi....

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