Creative Writing: If Askville were an insane asylum why would you guess some of the inmates were here?

My guesses based on avatars:First_time_homebuyer is here because she can't stop laughing. Mr_M sees everything as red, plus he is trying to give up smokingrickisgirl sometimes thinks she is a bear and other times thinks she is a bee. She hops from one foot to another trying to make up her mind.

Persnicula's mother always warned her that if she made a face it would stay like that. It did! No wonder we have never seen the bottom half.

Base your guesses on anything you want. All in fun folks! Asked by Lady_Wolf_is_Lost 50 months ago Similar questions: Creative Writing Askville insane asylum guess inmates Amazon > Askville.

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It was roll call time at the Askville Home For the Mentally Deranged... Evil Nurse Poppet tapped her blood red marker sternly on the edge of her shiny steel clipboard and began the daily headcount.? Frognw— undergoing hypnotherapy for obsessive-compulsive collecting. (Here! And here, too!

)? PenguinSage— in restraints due to an uncontrollable facial tic.(H-h-h-here!)? Larssenabdo— driven into furniture-chewing madness by Persnicula’s laserlike stare (Aaaaargh!

)? HarpOnMe— being treated for involuntary outbursts of Shakespearean epithets (Fie! )?

Karlc— recovering from rationale addiction complicated by spontaneous poetic ridiculitus (Why?)? Mr_M— still struggling to get the feces-flinging thing under control But wait! Someone was missing.

Who was it? Evil Nurse Poppet squinted through her jewel encrusted cat-eye glasses, scanning the room for the missing maniac. Aha!

It was Lady_Wolf! Her furry visage was nowhere to be seen. Frantically, the KingofRandomCrap shuffled through the previous day’s records.

FACT: Roseredcity had reported checking Lady_Wolf back in and replacing her muzzle after yesterday’s group outing to RoadsideBetty’s Blueberry Buffet and String Museum. FACT: Lady_Wolf’s comments were noted in the transcripts of that evening’s Horseradish Discussion Group. FACT: She had been in her room, furiously typing away, when Persnicula peeked in for the evening bedcheck.

FACT: Numerous residents had heard Lady_Wolf howling her usual morning breakfast question. FACT: AHMD Activity Director, EmpressPixie, stated that she had been present and accounted for during that morning’s Riddle Therapy session. Over at the Amazon hotline, Melial reported no ominous ransom calls in the past 24 hours.

How could a full grown wolf vanish into thin air? Alarms were raised and the search party fanned far and wide. Stones were unturned.

Milk cartons were printed. All eyes focused on finding the missing Canis Nocturnis Luniticus. Even the newly installed search engine failed to turn up clues.

There was no sign of her in Silly Stuff. She wasn’t lurking around Language. The Wasabi Wing was eerily empty.

A set of suspicious pawprints was discovered at the intersection of Religion and Athiesm, but despite the assistance of NancyE’s trained nose the trail went cold at Creative Writing, just south of the the gated entrance to the L3 Ward. And then they found her. Curled up cozily in the utility room behind a pile of dinosaur poo poo that was waiting to be laundered.

Tail tucked over her nose for warmth. Fast asleep for the first time in eleven years. The end.

Sources: official report to the disciplinary board .

Askville Nut House owner and operator..... BrazilNut4U (former resident, widow of the original owner) The first floor resident.... JoeCsecoBrainBuster is a life-time resident and gym teacher. Pam22391, Spatzie_Lover, TeeTee TotalGirl, HappyWifeandMom, MamaofSquirrelPrince, Mamasu, Marissa, Ddrums,Tomayo, Kermit11 are Physical and Speech Therapists and residents of the 26th floor. Boxing: The Manager of the Grounds Dept.

And resident of the 28th floor. The Chairman: The Entertainment Manager and a Member of the Board. HelenofTroy, Tabbycat, Autumn43, Alley1999, VacationBoy: Askville Asylum Volunteers.

Awarulz: The Lead Electrician and Maintenance Director of The Askville Asylum. WilZijnZuigt: The Lead Housekeeper, who changes her name..more than Liz Taylor. BornAgain and All Newbies: The Housekeepers and residents of the fifth and sixth floors.

Rickisgirl: Director of Nurses and non-resident. Joe_Freeman: Recreation Director and resident of the seventh floor. EddieNygma: Assistant Recreation Director and non-resident.67Alecto: Security Doorman and resident of the eighth floor.

Smartkid: Water and Sewer Specialist and resdient of the 25th floor. Gumby61, Simpsons4ever, Slickecko, XSpoonX : The Nurses Assistants and residents of the 28th floor. Kaleidos: The Director of the Spa and resident of the 30th floor.

Ilo: The Director of Food and Beverage Dept. And resident of the 22nd floor. ProAnswers: The Site and Planning Director The Entertainment Manager and a non-resident.

Quintus: The Stage Manager and resident of the tenth floor. LapIII: The Sound and Lights Crew Member and resident of the eleventh floor. KingofRandomCrap: The Food and Beverage Manager Q: The Food Critic and non-resident.

Vala_Amaris: The Live Psychic and Tarot Card Reader and former resident. BrazilNut4U: The Commander of Police, Fire and Security, Owner and Operator of the Askville Asylum. Rocketeer24: Director of Security.

Psychiatric Doctors: Dr. Edward Foug and Salamanda and non-residents. Pain Management Doctors are AP, HarpOnMe and Mr_M. VacationBoy: The Event Staff and former resident.

Sweets: The Chef and sweet taster and non-resident. Louie_Cat: The Production Manager of Events and is a non-resident. Spartan: The Audio Manager and friend of all of the residents.

Karpectem: The Sound Critic and resident of the fifth floor. Dalepetrie: The Live DJ and non-resident. Rickisgirl, Lin, Poppet, What_a_Card, Lady_Wolf, BizzyDitch, Chairman, BearMom4, PenguinSage, Mamasu and Rocketeer24 are residents of the 40th floor and on the Board of Trustees.

KingofRandomCrap: Treasurer and resident of the 33rd floor. CodePoet, Bippee, Tee, Alienfarmer, Wild4Pink and GracefullyPunk: The Live Band Members (From the group AskVillans and residents of the third floor) McBean, PonderThis, Veecious, Prettyface, Autumn43, TinkTink, Salamanda, LilyGal, Lin, PenguinSage, Tundra and GinaCappellini, BarbieM, Crazy_Lacey, Barbie, ThePoohBear, HappyWifeandMom, Believer, Dalepetrie, G_Freeman, CrystalOTMommy, MamaofSuirrelPrince, Yuliah, LilyGal, TeeSeeJay, CornFlakeGirl, Psiphiorg, AgentOrange, Anacrusis, CaptainRandom, Leontes, PeaontheLoose, SeekerSeeking, TaradinoC, Einnor, Late2Serenity, Randall3000, Chief, Manimal, Makbara, Gontran, AP, Ponderthis, Amyt76, PenguinSage and HankMoody are resdients of the 34th floor and recreation volunteers. Gary4Books: The Planning and Development Director and a resident of the first floor.Mr.

Crackers: The Landscaping Designer and resident of the first floor. SOTWord: The Bible School Teacher and non-resident. AmericanDream: The Pastor of Ceremony and non-resident.(Asst.

Pastor is Christian). Lin, Barbie, LilyGal and PonderThis are Special Ed teachers. The residents have a recreation event every night and then they have a day-out program that allows them to go on field trips to special places.

The owner is BrazilNut4U, a former Nut that married Sir BrazilGod in 2002. Sir BrazilGod passed away unexpected leaving his family fortune to his wife of two years. BrazilNut4U inherited his fortune and was very lucky to have been placed under BrazilGod’s Asylum.

He removed her from the asylum and she received help at home. Today, she is a very well known woman of her word. She’s a hands-on owner.

Her employees and the residents are very thankful for her "Nutty" ways. BrazilNut4U is good to her staff. She is running for Askville's Nutty City Council.... Please vote for her!

Sources: Askville Owner and Operator and former resident! ~Nutty~'s Recommendations From the Nut Amazon List Price: $13.49 Nut House Amazon List Price: $17.46 Used from: $2.98 SQUIRREL NUT HOUSE WIND SPINNER SPINNERS SOCK PINWHEEL Amazon List Price: $36.00 This House Is Nuts: Surviving the Absurdities of Everyday Life Amazon List Price: $17.95 Used from: $40.59 Average Customer Rating: 1.0 out of 5 (based on 1 reviews) .

This place is a virtual loony bin! Though Ed probably doesn't care for that term. ;~) Poppet Clearly Poppet is here for a couple of reasons: 1) She has anger management issues.

Heeellloooo! She’s EVIL Poppet! There might also be some delusions of grandeur mixed in there, as she has been recruiting minions!

And 2) she clearly has multiple personalities! Evil Poppet, TrickorTreat Poppet, PoppetinWashington... the list goes on! She’s got all those alter egos running around in her head, making her crazy.

And evil. PenguinSage Okay, her screen name says she’s a wise penguin. Her avatar is a blue monster.

Serious identity crisis going on there. BrazilNut4U ’Nuff said Q Paranoid schizophrenia. Sees conspiracies where none exist.

Note to Q: Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you. Lin and autumn They're here because the BoSox put theem here! One game from elimination, then they storm back, it comes down to Game 7 -- good lord!

It's enough to put anyone over the edge! They'll be better soon, though, as we're in the home stretch of baseball season. Mamasu She's just in for some peace and quiet.It was a small breakdown -- really.

Just some time away from the every day stresses and strains, away from her mother in law, away from her husband's ex and she'll be fine. Oh, and perhaps some electroshock therapy.Me? I'm here for the parties!

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The Askville Asylum Welcome to Askville Asylum where the inmates are nuttier than peanut butter. As we walk down the halls of the Askville Asylum (mind the puddles of drool, now), we first come across this poor chap... Awarulz - He's clearly in here for anger management issues. Likes to bite.

Please keep your hands free and clear. IchtheosaurusRex - Has an alcohol problem. He drinks like a fish.(Ha!) PamPerdue - Overeater.

Has a thing for French Toast. Quite sad really. We suspect a syrup fetish.

KingofRandomCrap - Extreme paranoia. Thinks everyone's out to get him. Won't leave his shell for more than 3 peeks at a time.

We're trying shock therapy. Edfoug - Has a turtleneck habit he's trying to kick. He's cut back to 3 a week.

Late2serenity - Hoards silverware. And tin foil. Some mylar balloons too.

Please conceal all reflective jewelry as we go by. What_a_card - Gambling problem. Quite serious really.

Always has a few cards up her sleeve. Lady_Wolf - Thinks she's a huntress in the wild. Likes to crouch behind furniture and pounce on throw pillows, gnaw on ottomans.

Please, don't feed the Lady_Wolf. And so our tour ends. Please stop by our gift shop, Questville on your way out.

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Let's see... Based on a mixture of names, avatars, and recent happenings on Askville: PamPerdue is here because she thinks she is a collective of robots based on the original Pam (okay, so maybe that's me...). Poppet is here because she thinks she's the ghost of a small, Victorian girl. Lady_Wolf thinks she's a wolf.

The Rocketeer kept trying to fly off with a "jet pack". The KingofRandomCrap has extreme social anxiety (he needs help coming out of his shell). Late2Serenity is paranoid (she thinks everyone is out to get her avatar).

PenguinSage watched so much Muppets and Sesame Street that she thinks she's turned into a muppet. Plus she has to constantly be reminded to blink (as a muppet, she doesn't think it is necessary, if she doesn't get reminded regularly she won't blink and her eyes will dry up) What_a_card has a gambling problem - those cards? Symbolic of the poker-lovin' an' losin' Boxing thinks his brain is missing.

That it can disappear and he can continue to live. PoorRichard thinks he is trapped in WWII fighting the Red Baron. He lives it over and over and over and over and over again.

Plok has uncontrollable seizures. All the time. Constantly.(And a strange tatoo, but I'm inclined to think he brought that on himself.) And I think I'm the empress of the pixies.

My name gives it all away..

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I know there are.

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I cant really gove you an answer,but what I can give you is a way to a solution, that is you have to find the anglde that you relate to or peaks your interest. A good paper is one that people get drawn into because it reaches them ln some way.As for me WW11 to me, I think of the holocaust and the effect it had on the survivors, their families and those who stood by and did nothing until it was too late.