Does anyone know any funny jokes?

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here. " and the mushroom says - "Why not? I'm a fungi." "fun guy" ha ha.

Is Windows a Virus No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do: 1. They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that.2.

Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so - okay, Windows does that. 3. Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk - okay, Windows does that too.4.

Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems. - Sigh.. Windows does that, too.5. Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware.

- Yup, Windows does that, too. Until now it seems Windows is a virus but there are fundamental differences: Viruses are well supported by their authors, are running on most systems, their program code is fast, compact and efficient and they tend to become more sophisticated as they mature. So Windows is not a virus.It's a bug.

I cant really gove you an answer,but what I can give you is a way to a solution, that is you have to find the anglde that you relate to or peaks your interest. A good paper is one that people get drawn into because it reaches them ln some way.As for me WW11 to me, I think of the holocaust and the effect it had on the survivors, their families and those who stood by and did nothing until it was too late.