How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? :P?

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One One person with at least one hand (two is better)! .

You’re lucky. You’ve got a few responses. I ask sensible questions and no-one wants to give me a simple answer, or any type of answer for that matter.

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Only one. But he'd better have good legs to outrun the angry, squinting masses. "And the light shineth in darkness; and the darkness comprehended it not" (John 1:5).Two.

One to remove the old bulb and install the new, and another to spot him and catch the CFC bulb in case he slips and drops it so it doesn't scatter glass and mercury. Three. One to unpack the bulb, one to hold the ladder, one to climb the ladder (with safety harness) and bring down the old bulb, handing it to the packer/unpacker, and then ascend (still in safety harness) to install new bulb.Four.

One to move that the bulb be replaced, one to second that motion, a third to determine funds allocation for the task, and the fourth to determine who gets the job.Five. One to suggest the bulb be replaced; one to offer his candidacy for bulb-replacer; a third to contend that this bulb-replacer will spend too much money on the job and it can be done for less, domestically, so he should do it; a fourth blog on the merits of the second candidates platform, and the fifth as the tie-breaking vote in the bulb-replacer election..

Most of us, but only a few in a systematic way .

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So many people have no or very little humor these days,lighten up people.

Some people use humor as a means of avoidance; negating the real issues at hand. What are your thoughts?

I cant really gove you an answer,but what I can give you is a way to a solution, that is you have to find the anglde that you relate to or peaks your interest. A good paper is one that people get drawn into because it reaches them ln some way.As for me WW11 to me, I think of the holocaust and the effect it had on the survivors, their families and those who stood by and did nothing until it was too late.

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