How to dynamically switch PageLayout and MasterPage of SharePoint Publishing page?

I think you would be fighting SharePoint if you continue down that route, I fear it would also become something of a support nightmare as it becomes less clear where problems lie, or remembering to make changes in both (or all four!) places when something is updated.

My text was too long for the comment box, so I answer on Aiden as if it is an answer, but my question remains!

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