What funny sayings do you know for bodily functions, my son told me about Dropping The Kids Off?

I have a friend who refers to going #2 as "taking the Browns to the Super Bowl. " Always makes me laugh. :).

Thanks for this, I also heard on a television comedy show yesterday " I'm going to bomb downtown Paris!

I know a lady who refers to going #1 as "shaking her lily" and I always love to hear gas referred to as "barking spiders".

I cant really gove you an answer,but what I can give you is a way to a solution, that is you have to find the anglde that you relate to or peaks your interest. A good paper is one that people get drawn into because it reaches them ln some way.As for me WW11 to me, I think of the holocaust and the effect it had on the survivors, their families and those who stood by and did nothing until it was too late.