A funny phrase, saying or short story can liven up a day..... Anyone have one or two to share to liven up another's day?

Here's one I found I thought rather funny. One could actually put it into practise as well...lol Go into a store's fitting room and announce loudly "there's no toilet paper in here!" Use anything you have or can find or, better yet, one you made up yourself!

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1 Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

2 I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either.

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either.

3 An honest man in politics shines more there than he would elsewhere. Mark Twain.

An honest man in politics shines more there than he would elsewhere. Mark Twain.

Jenn*WeWinIn2010* replied to post #2: 4 Good one! This user has been banned from Askville.

Jenn*WeWinIn2010* replied to post #2: 4 Good one! .

5 A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

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A buddy of mine once got dumped on Valentine's Day. Anybody have a Valentine's Day horror story they'd like to share?

A little Match game to liven up the day. Let's have a little fun & See who has the funniest answer. See details.

Funny of the day. This is hilarious, anyone else have a good funny to share today?

I cant really gove you an answer,but what I can give you is a way to a solution, that is you have to find the anglde that you relate to or peaks your interest. A good paper is one that people get drawn into because it reaches them ln some way.As for me WW11 to me, I think of the holocaust and the effect it had on the survivors, their families and those who stood by and did nothing until it was too late.