Do you have a short, funny joke to share?

I don't have any short jokes. But wish I did have one. :) .

The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. "Just to establish some parameters," said the professor to the student from Arkansas, "What is the opposite of joy? ""Sadness," said the student.

And the opposite of depression? " he asked of the young lady from Oklahoma. "Elation," said she."And you sir," he said to the young man from Texas, "how about the opposite of woe?

"The Texan replied, "Sir, I believe that would be giddy-up. " Raych... 10 months ago .

A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, "Wish you were here. " Raych... 10 months ago .

" And there was a hush . You could heara pin drop. Henry answered impatiently, "If I told you once, Irma, I toldyou a hundred times...What we have is...BlueCross!

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I wouldn't say he's short, but he has to use a stepladder to comb his hair.

A young man was visiting his uncles farm to gather material for the school paper he wrote for. "Can we visit the animals," the young man asked. After a moment of thought the uncle said, "sure, but keep in mind them sheep is terrible liars!" .

There are just some things you cant get a rat to do...my apologies my late husband was a lawyer.

1. Q. What's pink and fluffyA.

Pink fluff2. Q. What's blue and fluffyA.

Pink fluff holding it's breath3. Two muffins are in the oven. One says to the other "God it's hot in here"The other one replies "Oh no... It's a talking muffin"4.

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperatelyneeded to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed mygas with the beat of the music. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better.

I finished my coffee,and noticed that everybody was staring at me....Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.5. A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. "Impossible," says the doctor."Show me.

"She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams and so on it goes. The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette are you?

"She says, "No, I'm really a blonde. ""I thought so," he says."Your finger is broken. " .

I laughed for a minute straight after reading #4. Thanks for brightening my day. :) Raych... 10 months ago .

You have 10 fish 5 drown 2 come back to life how many are left. Stop counting silly fish cant drown! .

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.

" "A very funny Blonde joke to share with you." "I have an Irish joke but not enough detail space. How do I share it? " "What is the funniest short joke you've ever heard?" "Here's my humor for today?

Do you have any funny jokes to add? " "Do you have a favorite (clean) joke? If so, please share it!

A very funny Blonde joke to share with you.

I have an Irish joke but not enough detail space. How do I share it?

I cant really gove you an answer,but what I can give you is a way to a solution, that is you have to find the anglde that you relate to or peaks your interest. A good paper is one that people get drawn into because it reaches them ln some way.As for me WW11 to me, I think of the holocaust and the effect it had on the survivors, their families and those who stood by and did nothing until it was too late.