If you were chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor, should you hit in in the face, or knee it in the groin?

According to Uncyclopedia, "Velociraptor|Velociraptors have no natural enemies, aside from possibly echidnae. An echidna can be used as a last-resort defense mechanism if thrown at a velociraptor's eyes. This seems to deter them somewhat."

The rest of the article is quiet informative as well... So if I were I chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor, I would pick up the nearest echidna and throw it at the head of the "dog-sized" dinosaur.

Kick it, but be prepared to lose your leg!

I will mis-quote Star Trek: "Not everyone has their genitals in the same place. " In fact, Velociraptor|Velociraptors were probably reptilian, so they don't have the same "tenderness" as humans. Therefore, hit it in the face...

I'd say hit it in the face - preferably, in the eyes to blind it, or in the skin that functions as their ear to deafen it. Their sense of smell is considered to be rather weak, so I'd hope that by blinding it or keeping it from hearing me I'd be able to escape. Also, depending on if I could hit it with a weapon, I'd stick a knife through the roof of its mouth and hope I stab the brain before it bites down on me.

Also, from the book "Jurassic Park" by Michael Crichton, it states that the raptors were biting through steel bars on the skylight windows of Ian Malcolm's room. Since Mr. Crichton would of course know more than me, I'd say I'd hold my chain up in front of the raptor and hope it bit through it, then run like hell.

There is not enough information to answer this question properly. We need to know: 1. How are we chained to the bed, and is the velociraptor chained too?

2.Is the velociraptor male or female? 3. Is it a Velociraptor mongoliensis or a Velociraptor holywoodis?

Without knowing, one can still study the question. Wikipedia reports that the Velociraptor was about the size of a turkey and more or less like an early bird. Kicking to the groin mostly works with male mammals, while punching to the face is doubtful if that face is mostly beak and teeth.

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Well, velociraptors have approximately 80 teeth, so I wouldn't put my hand near it's garbage disposal of a face. I would have to say your best bet is to lean back, muster everything you have, and go for the field goal.

I say face:better odds of finding it on 1st try. Also, who chained us & which bunk's mine?

It does not really matter. When you wake up from your dream the velociraptor will be gone.

Then you can focus on getting yourselves unchained, so you and your new velociraptor-buddy can go for a walk together. A good velociraptor should look cute to help you pick up chicks/dudes.

You should tickle it's ribs so that it would be laughing too hard to bite you. With those short little arms it would stand no chance of fending you off!

Yeek! I would be reluctant to do either, as the head looks pretty boney and I'm not sure the genitalia would have much effect. And, since I'm chained to this bed, it will eventually recover...I'm going to have to go with the blow to the head, since that will have the longest lasting effect, and I'll probably need as much time as I can get to remove myself from this situation.

Could you please explain how I would have gotten into this situation? I want to avoid it at all costs!

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