I'm sixty and haven't had a period in years. Could I be pregnant?

I'm sixty and haven't had a period in years. Could I be pregnant? Sorry, folks....if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

I'm so sick of the pregnancy and sex questions here I figured maybe we should all get pregnant and then we can all ask each other how we are doing and commiserate with each other. We can talk about morning sickness, baby names, when to have sex, clothes sizes, labor, delivery -- the works! Come on, you men, it's really an interesting experience having another human being growing inside of you!

You ought to give it a try! Just to let you know, I could not possibly be pregnant; I am no longer equipped! Asked by tuppence 37 months ago Similar questions: sixty period years pregnant Health > Reproduction.

Similar questions: sixty period years pregnant.

I haven't had a period but I felt every bit of my wife's pregnancy! I will be sixty next month........the end is neigh! Well, when my wife fell pregnant it was a thrill.

I didn't even see the stork! It was so exciting me being a virgin and she being pregnant. It comes from being barefoot and NOT pregnant in the kitchen.It wasn't long before I felt the kicking, especially at night......er...actually it was the wife kicking me to get some ice-cream......that's about ALL she wanted...... I also suffered some prenatal depression when I found out how much the little bugger's cost to feed, clothe and look after.

And the toys! I had to buy a big screen TV, tools etc organized for the bub.... When my wife said her waters had broken I also broke water in sympathy.....I was then rushed to the maternity ward.......where I was thrown out and replaced by my wife... The pain was so intense I needed an epidural just from watching the birth.....and pain killers....my wife just ate more ice-cream and swore at me! When the screaming heap arrived he tried to grab my wallet, a taste of things to come!

I stayed in the maternity ward for about 5 days until the nurses realized I was a male....and my wife was at home.... My stomach is back to normal now. I took 26 years. Now my wallet is always empty!

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OK...this could be fun..... Now, first of all, we have to realize that we are now SEXTARIANS...LOL... 6 Decades of experience...so we can form a club.....just like those teen aged girls did...the ones who made a pact to all get pregnant. Hmmm...morning sickness...I was wondering why I didn't want breakfast 'til noon..... And what to name the baby When to have sex...or not..... Our wardrobe... How in heck is that going to fit through there? Have you heard?

There is a pregnant man...Honest. He used to female...had a sex change...but kept all the inner equipment...Ummm think he'll try 'natural birth'? Video results for pregnant man gives birth 'Pregnant Man' Gives Birth to Baby Girl 2 min 24 sec www.metacafe.com Sources: Helen's fun.

Luv it! So how old will he/she be when the happy day finally arrives - 15 - 16? Just think about it for a minute - you won't need a babysitter; you won't need to dress or feed the big baby and he/she will already know how to talk and sass you.It'll be great!

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Totally agree there are some seemingly silly questions... ... but I am going to use 20 coins so that I can anonymously remind all of us that sometimes they are legit. I found myself feeling like a "victim" a couple of weeks ago when I turned to my askville friends anonymously (because I was in the first trimester and hadn't shared the news with anyone yet! ) about some pregnancy symptoms that I had.

The question was something along the lines of "How much work did you miss when you were pregnant due to nausea/vomitting, etc" No sooner than it was up for 5 minutes did I get the first DB post. Alas, the first comment on the DB said something along the lines of "limey. " It devastated me because I know what "limey" means among a pocket of people here and I was afraid that it would turn people away in my time of need.

I do believe the discussion was cut short because of that and I really felt denied of a link to this community that would have been so helpful. Pregnancy issues can be embarrassing and sometimes scary. A lot of women turn to the internet to gather ideas between OB appointments.

We have to be careful not to shun all pregnancy questions! Yes, there have been a few people labeled as trolls that asked ridiculous sounding questions. Some got banned, suggesting that they really were trolls.

But overall, Askville is a thriving community full of many, many moms. Many medical professionals. Many men whose wives have had babies.

Many people who know their friend's pregnancy stories. Askville should be a FANTASTIC resource for me. Just wanted to say that...... I completely agree that some of the questions have been silly.

But there are alot of pregnant people out there that can use our help too! Sources: experience as a pregnant askviller .

1 Yep, men sure are missing something, aren't they! ;-) .

Yep, men sure are missing something, aren't they! ;-).

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