Okay -- I just slipped on a rug in our office, fell too fast to break my fall and now have rug burns on?

Okay -- I just slipped on a rug in our office, fell too fast to break my fall and now have rug burns on... ... my knees and chin (not to mention a splitting headache! ). Can you come up with a good story for me to explain the rug burns so I don't have to admit that I was a klutz?

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Ok, but then your friends are going to think you're a dirrrty girl! Just kidding. Sorry you hurt yourself, and hope you're doing ok!

Ok, here's a list of my stand-by answers for silly unexplainable injuries that others ask about (I encourage you to swap them out and use a different one every time someone asks): - "I got it in the war" - "Bar fight" - "Gorilla attack" - "Mud wrestling" Ok, those work great because they throw people off and then they forget what they were asking about anyway (hey, do most people really care when they ask? Sadly no. ) If you have some real worrywarts, here are some slightly more legitimate excuses: -"Full-contact gardening" -"Wrestling with the dog to give him a bath" (who cares if you don't have a dog?) -"Enthusiastic carpet cleaning gone awry" -"Fake beards - they'll do it to ya everytime!

" -"Waxing chin hairs is more painful than it looks! " Well, that should suit you. Enjoy, and don't worry about if other people think you were a klutz - we've all been there!

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The BRAT Cat demands to answer this question The Louie has demanded to answer this. I don't know what has been going on but something must be afoot! I've gotten all these messages from people concerning answers from them that they didn't answer!

And something about Louie has charged my Amazon Account for a frew jars of Honey... Well I need a drink after I clean up the last of the hairballs that have showed up im the last few days, so here is the CAT it wasn't my fault! I was bringing back your honey pot that I had absconded with... err borrowed and I got to your office and I stopped to refill the pot all the way to the top and I noticed that you had sprinkled CATnip all over the rug and YOU know what that does to ME! A CAT has to do what a CAT's got to do, so I admit it...l I inhaled all that lovely CATnip and got to rolling around on the rug and I rolled the rug up and rolled right over you.

I'm sorry I didn't see you there and I'm sorry about knocking your down and giving you those rug burns. And while I am at it... Do you have any easy way to get CATnip out of honey? Sorry bout that.

I could offer to lick up the CATnip but I've had way too much today! Jazzmin offered to take a picture to show what the rug roll looked like so I said sure I will show it to you T Id lick your rug burns to make you better but you aren't a CAT! Yours in TUNA Louie Sources: The BRAT cat .

You were attacked by a rabid marmoset Your friends marmoset is very ill, and you were trying to comfort it when it attacked you out of nowhere! Nope, that won’t fly, next. You flipped out because you misspelled embarrassing in the topics and flew into a fit of rage, flinging computer parts around the room.

Some of them came back and hit you, but luckily you were able to dive to the floor before the CPU hit you, scraping your knees and chin in the get-a-way. Crap, that won’t work either! You threw a fit because you were angry that Marissa posted that question regarding Questville, coming in 200?.

You thought we were finally going to know what’s up with quest coins. If any of them know anything about Askville, the Questville references will distract them long enough for you to change the subject! Sources: My random Epinion .

Gorveling you could say you were groveling in front of your boss .

Not my most creative story, but at least workable. =) .

I cant really gove you an answer,but what I can give you is a way to a solution, that is you have to find the anglde that you relate to or peaks your interest. A good paper is one that people get drawn into because it reaches them ln some way.As for me WW11 to me, I think of the holocaust and the effect it had on the survivors, their families and those who stood by and did nothing until it was too late.