Rocketeer Question-What Dog breed is the smartest? The Dumbest? Can you teach a dog to make coffee & clean the toilet?

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There is but only one canine! The chow! OK, I’ll elaborate.My chow can play Tchaikovsky piano concerto in B flat minor with a key change.

While begging for crusts! My chow is now a general and is going to Iraq to sort out the problems.(Above) He refuses to do dunnies! He does make good scrambled eggs with a touch of dog hair.

He can make a good dish of chowder! He can chow down.My chow was even approached by a koala for sex! A true story.

But he reneged. Not into interanimal sex. And the koala had no condoms.

So chows are smart.Hairy.Wise. Have black tongues. Can talk Chinese.(Only Mardarin though).

Dumbest dogs are retreivers. They have obessive compusive disorder. My black chow also has a degree.

How smart is that! Sources: My Take.Chowfan. Jexebellion's Recommendations Two Dumb Dogs Amazon List Price: $7.00 "Who's the Dumb Animal?

": a Dog's Own Tale of Conquest to Charm Folks and Live in Ease Used from: $30.00 .

1 I think a Border Collie is supposed to be the smartest. You can probably teach him to drink out of the toilet. As far as cleaning it I don't know about that.

I think a Border Collie is supposed to be the smartest. You can probably teach him to drink out of the toilet. As far as cleaning it I don't know about that.

2 can the border collie use its tail to swish the Toilet and clean it--I don't mind a blue tail on a dog! .

Can the border collie use its tail to swish the Toilet and clean it--I don't mind a blue tail on a dog!

3 Beagles are far more intelligent than any other breed. Of course, I'm prejudicial.

Beagles are far more intelligent than any other breed. Of course, I'm prejudicial.

You need to learn to live with all dogs and even people! .

You need to learn to live with all dogs and even people!

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