Why did the chicken cross the road?

As I see it, there are really only a couple of options. Possibility #1 is that the chicken was in search of food. All animals are highly motivated by food and chickens are no exception.

If there was food across that road, you can be sure that the chicken wasn't going to waste any time getting to the other side. Possibility #2 is that they were running from a perceived danger. This could have been a larger animal, or perhaps another rather angry URL1 matter what the source was though, the 'flight' instinct is still the same.

It would be more than enough to propel them across that road. Possibility #3, or perhaps #2(B), is that they were actually the chicken in pursuit and were themselves angry enough to chase the other chicken across the road. We can only guess as to what the other chicken could have done that was so upsetting.

Possibility #4 is that they were just following a group of other chickens. Chickens aren't particularly smart, and simply following along is a great way to avoid thinking critically for yourself. There, I believe that covers it.

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After all, this treacherous journey could not be undertaken lightly. Did she see this as a chance to better her life...the age old question of the chicken feed being tastier on the other side of the road? Did she see this as a chance to escape the farmer that kept her in a cage no larger than a piece of paper.

This said farmer who got rich off her hard labor (literally, passing those eggs is no piece of cake). And she heard that there was a free range ranch across the road? Did she have a paramour who lived at the neighbor's farm, and she could no longer bear life without her feathered adonis?

Was she just the curious type...an adventurous chicken. Life on the farm had become too dull. She wanted a change.

To see the world. She packed up her few measly possessions and set off on a whirlwind tour. Perhaps she was suicidal and only managed to cross the road on a fluke.

She was really trying to end it all and jumped in front of the first car that happened in front of her. Sadly, the car was driven by a PETA member who veered off the road and into a ditch rather than hit the chicken.So, now she was on the other side. But the near death experience made her life flash before her eyes.

Then then understood what really came first, the chicken or the egg.So you see. We will never really know why she chose to cross the road because after crossing the road, she began walking a mile a day, and we have no idea where she is now.

Said the big red rooster to the little red hen you ain't laid an egg since I don't know when, Said the little red hen to the big red rooster you don't come around often as you used to. So it was to see the big red rooster!

Plato: For the greater good. Captain James T Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. Richard Nixon: The chicken did not cross the road.

I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road. Jerry Seinfeld: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway?

Sigmund Freud: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying insecurity. Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, balance your checkbook and eat your neighbour. Charles Darwin: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.

Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference. Official Chicken Representative: Because he wanted to. Do you not think that maybe chickens have rights too?

If you crossed the road no one would question you. To see her flat mate. No, hang on - that was the toad.

Colonel Sanders: I missed one? " From " http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Why_did_the_chicken_cross_the_road" My daughter:"The chicken wanted to be the chicken"(the meat).

The chicken crossed the road, because the road had already crossed the chicken. This double cross occurred as a result of a bucket of credit swap defaults that involved mortgage coop transfers between KFC and National Asphalt. This ended up frying both companies, and it also left both CEO's with egg on their faces.

1. Chickens navigate by the sun. 2.

Chickens are inquisitive 3. Chickens have distinct personalities 4. Chickens have cognitive capabilities equivalent to mammals.

Based on these observation Chickens are tired of being called "Chicken brains" because they claim intelligence equivalent to their bipedal mammal counterparts. A few chickens have been known to display distinct personalities and defy behavior patterns of sticking together and managed to wander off from the group and just happen to cross a road. Insects, birds, and humans are constantly having navigation problems because of the sun.

When is the last time, you drove to work in the morning and the sun caused you to nearly have an accident. Well, chickens have the same navigation problems.

Most likely because it saw other chickens crossing the road. Also, here's a list of hypothetical answers to the question by various historical figures: basicjokes.com/djoke.php?id=1638.

To run away from a future tax by the government. Next chickens will be taxed!

The chicken isn't even aware of the concept of "road," so it crossed the road simply because the road was in its path.

To get hit by a car so it wouldent have to be fried chiken.

I cant really gove you an answer,but what I can give you is a way to a solution, that is you have to find the anglde that you relate to or peaks your interest. A good paper is one that people get drawn into because it reaches them ln some way.As for me WW11 to me, I think of the holocaust and the effect it had on the survivors, their families and those who stood by and did nothing until it was too late.