Why don't men get woodwind like women get fanny farts?

If your question is serious You need to change your hygiene routine Maybe splash some diluted apple cider vinegar on your personal areas and let it dry. It'll kill bacteria and fungus, which is likely your problem. It also prevents odor.

What you are experiencing is not a woman specific problem It is a hygiene issue.

When you say the female curse,you are lucky it is only 5/7 days a month,and then it usually finishes when you are around the 50 mark,on the other hand,the male curse is we have to shave every day,until we die,in regard to an itchy fanny change your doctor,there is a douche on the market that releaves the monthly itching usually it comes with your period or just after it ok.

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